Little Things You've Learned

[harmonix1234]

1) I learned the other day that turning up to a Saturday morning shop ride on your MTB is not a good idea.

2) Vinegar has hundreds of uses and is probably the most useful product in your house.

3) Never trust a fart.

 

[PINT of Stella. mate!]

If a man comes to your door claiming he's conducting a government survey and he asks to see your cock.

DON"T SHOW HIM!

There is no such survey. He just wants to see your cock!

It may be too late for me but I only hope I can spread awareness of this outrage before anybody else gets fooled...

 

[Shredden]

best thread evar!

 

[harmonix1234]

If a man comes to your door claiming he's conducting a government survey and he asks to see your cock.

DON"T SHOW HIM!

There is no such survey. He just wants to see your cock!

It may be too late for me but I only hope I can spread awareness of this outrage before anybody else gets fooled...

I wish I knew this a week ago.

 

[cluster]

1. Hammers and excessive force can't fix everything.

2. Try using an allen key before trying an angle grinder.

3. Attempting to eat cereal and type at the same time never ends well.

 

[Norco Maniac]

red wine and green ginger wine don't mix.

 

[PINT of Stella. mate!]

red wine and green ginger wine don't mix.

Yet strangely enough, red wine and coca-cola do although I'd probably be using the goon rather than the Grange...

 

[rone]

If a man comes to your door claiming he's conducting a government survey and he asks to see your cock.

DON"T SHOW HIM!

There is no such survey. He just wants to see your cock!

It may be too late for me but I only hope I can spread awareness of this outrage before anybody else gets fooled...

Most local councils only allow hens.

- A Kirby vacuum salesman cannot tell you why the exact same item is $2,900 cheaper on Ebay.

- Only reveal this fact after he has cleaned stubborn poo stain from 2yo sons bedroom carpet.

 

[0psi]

Do not drink beer while making a curry, especially if you're male.

A few side effects from the consumption of beer include poor judgement (like not washing hands thoroughly) and needing to go to the bathroom frequently.

 

[0psi]

3) Never trust a fart.

For this reason you should also never trust your slightly lactose intolerant partner if she says she wants to spoon after you've had carbonara for dinner.

 

[harmonix1234]

That failing to check if your SPD shoes are actually able to accommodate a dramatically lowered cleat before getting out the drill is a really stupid oversight.

Tried doing this...

 

[Broken Bones89]

Chain lube isn't a suitable substitute for grease.....

 

[brodie_rider]

If it's bigger than your thumb. Don't stick it up your bum.

 

[harmonix1234]

If it's bigger than your thumb. Don't stick it up your bum.

This ^^^ is the difference between information, and wisdom.

 

[cluster]

This ^^^ is the difference between information, and wisdom.

If that's the case then please don't let me ever become wise...


...not that it's likely

 

[Ziggy]

Many an adventure can be had if you don't think and simply do. Don't contemplate doing something because your too lazy or think you can't do it, just do.

Im pretty much budha or something

 

[Red Peekay]

1. Hammers and excessive force can't fix everything.

Wanna bet?? Ain't never found a problem I couldn't fix with a hammer. If at first you don't succeed...... just get a bigger farkin hammer!!

 

[PirateKing]

Tri-Flow Superior Lubricant contains a chemical known to the state of California to cause cancer.

No shit, read the back. Who would have thought..

 

[Shredden]

Tri-Flow Superior Lubricant contains a chemical known to the state of California to cause cancer.

No shit, read the back. Who would have thought..

No shit i got some in my eye the other day.

.fuck.

 

[Hew]

Don't throw grapes at people in Torago's in the woolies carpark, because sometimes 30yo bikie mexicans get out and threaten to kill you if they ever see you again.