UncleFeet
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... I went in and some junkie was climbing through the window and had gotten himself tangled in the venetian blinds.
All he could say was 'Sorry! Sorry! I thought this was robbos flat, sorry!'
...mate of mine had a similar experience many years ago....found a bloke climbing in the window at night, and just gave him a colossal smack in the face...intruder fell back out the window and took off. A short time later the perp returns with 2 boys in blue saying 'this man attacked me on the street'...old mate busted for assault...