The election thread - Two middle-late aged white men trying to be blokey and convincing..., same old shit, FFS.

[fatboyonabike]

Joe hockey must be chain smoking cigars and shitting bricks...I hope he is listening to "best day of my life" again!

I wonder if Bishop will try for a sly horse on Turnbull and sweep through with the hardliners?

a better anthem for both tony and sloppy joe!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLu_q6k0qI0

 

[pink poodle]

Joe hockey would have been PM if he had the ticker last time round - nice guy, just not smart enough.

If turnbulls up, hockey's back on sunrise, but full time

We could have a new morning panel show? Krudd and sloppy Joe for breakfast.

 

[johnny]

Certainly sounds like it's going to be closer than I would have thought.

My thoughts were that Turnbull would have been pretty secure in the numbers to have moved prior to a by-election like this - that there would have been a clear move to replace Abbott before he moved. Not sure this is the case according to coverage.

 

[pharmaboy]

Certainly sounds like it's going to be closer than I would have thought.

My thoughts were that Turnbull would have been pretty secure in the numbers to have moved prior to a by-election like this - that there would have been a clear move to replace Abbott before he moved. Not sure this is the case according to coverage.

Are you assuming it was planned ? Perhaps the leak on the cabinet reshuffle brought it forward?

 

[steve jobs' pancreas]

Assuming Turnbull wins if he does bring positive policy change on a number of fronts then I might not have to draw a dick on my ballot paper come next election.

Every election is an opportunity for a dick n balls on the ballot paper

 

[link1896]

Every election is an opportunity for a dick n balls on the ballot paper

Why not try to brighten the poor ballot counters day with some female genitalia? Got to be rough seeing that much meat and two potatoes

 

[steve jobs' pancreas]

It's about all I can draw

 

[pink poodle]

Unless your inner Bob Ross...make love to the canvas.

 

[stirk]

B1 or B2, they are both banannas.

Shorten's a back stabbing play maker.

Sex party or shooters and fishers?

 

[Flow-Rider]

B1 or B2, they are both banannas.

Shorten's a back stabbing play maker.

Sex party or shooters and fishers?

Turncoat will not last, has no popularity with the public. Back to bananas I suppose.

 

[Drizz]

I read somewhere that TA is 3 days away from a PM pension; it almost like a 80s cop movie trope..,....

 

[stirk]

Turncoat will not last, has no popularity with the public. Back to bananas I suppose.

I'd vote for fat cat, at least he never talks shit

 

[pink poodle]

I read somewhere that TA is 3 days away from a PM pension; it almost like a 80s cop movie trope..,....

This would be the best reason to oust the bastard that I've heard yet! Let him piss off into obscurity without the public rotting pension, perfect.

 

[stirk]

This would be the best reason to oust the bastard that I've heard yet! Let him piss off into obscurity without the public rotting pension, perfect.

Oh such deserts!

He will probably scrape it in, technically maybe still PM until B2 is sworn in and they'll drag that out so he gets the dosh. Being hated by so many must be worth some coin.

 

[johnny]

Tim tams!!!!!

 

[Drizz]

Oh such deserts!

He will probably scrape it in, technically maybe still PM until B2 is sworn in and they'll drag that out so he gets the dosh. Being hated by so many must be worth some coin.

.....and just like the trope..... He was 3 days away from retiring from the force.......

 

[dej]

Tim tams!!!!!

good bet

 

[Elbo]

Turnbull 54
Abbott 44

 

[PINT of Stella. mate!]

Name your flavour.

:tsk:

 

[pharmaboy]

ALPs worst outcome possible, but fuck me, how conservative are that bunch.....