The election thread - Two middle-late aged white men trying to be blokey and convincing..., same old shit, FFS.

Who will you vote for?

  • Liberals

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Labor

    Votes: 21 31.8%
  • Nationals

    Votes: 1 1.5%
  • Greens

    Votes: 21 31.8%
  • Independant

    Votes: 15 22.7%
  • The Clive Palmer shit show

    Votes: 4 6.1%
  • Shooters and Fishers Party

    Votes: 1 1.5%
  • One Nation

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Donkey/Invalid vote

    Votes: 3 4.5%

  • Total voters
    66

pink poodle

気が狂っている男
I heard that you can use your own pencils, so I might take my kids pencil case into the cardboard urinal with me.

What's the funniest thing I can write on the cubicle?

Undecided if my ballot dick/balls should be in profile or aerial.
Aerial narrow and small font from what I hear...

If you happen to have an airline sickness bag, affixing it inside the urinal would be very amusing and appropriate.
 

johnny

I'll tells ya!
Staff member
I heard that you can use your own pencils, so I might take my kids pencil case into the cardboard urinal with me.

What's the funniest thing I can write on the cubicle?

Undecided if my ballot dick/balls should be in profile or aerial.
Do it in Wingdings.

You know it makes sense.
 

pink poodle

気が狂っている男
Aerial narrow and small font from what I hear...

If you happen to have an airline sickness bag, affixing it inside the urinal would be very amusing and appropriate.
Do it in Wingdings.

You know it makes sense.
You could go old school...chew up the pencils ad mouth spray hand prints etc in the booth. Would make for an interesting mural.

Yes...yes she was Pink Poodle...usually I barely make it to third base and end up with my DNA on her blouse so 6 minutes is pretty much a marathon for this lucky lady.
In that case well done!
 

stirk

Burner
Well........that's that for another 3 years. My dick 'n' balls took a good 11 seconds. I was in and out in under 6 minutes!
She must be very happy...

I voted early too. The new system was quite easy to use, or I have screwed up. The senate paper makes an excellent aeroplane. I wanted to attempt a gravy train, but couldn't figure it out.
No photo of the dick n balls???
 

johnny

I'll tells ya!
Staff member
Pity, they seemed sane and worthy of consideration until I arrived here: http://isocracy.org/plan

9. Abolition of State Institutions (standing armies, police, prisons). Standing armies are designed for a specialist invasive force towards other countries [wrong]; police are designed for enforcement of class war at home [wrong]. We believe that such institutions can be replaced by non-Statist alternatives such as well-regulated civilian militia for emergency services, defense, and peace, [just fucking stupid and infnatile. Go cream yourself over the Lion, the Witch and the go fuck yourself, you mindless grain] and by restorative justice principles rather than emphasis on retribution [yeah, google "deterrence", you gut-chunk] As James Madison accurately wrote: "War is the parent of armies; from these proceed debts and taxes; and armies, and debts, and taxes are the known instruments for bringing the many under the domination of the few." We support contributions to international security, whilst opposing all nationalist wars.

Not all wars are nationalist just as religion is not the cause of all wars.



dung.
 
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pink poodle

気が狂っている男
Pity, they seemed sane and worthy of consideration until I arrived here: http://isocracy.org/plan

9. Abolition of State Institutions (standing armies, police, prisons). Standing armies are designed for a specialist invasive force towards other countries [wrong]; police are designed for enforcement of class war at home [wrong]. We believe that such institutions can be replaced by non-Statist alternatives such as well-regulated civilian militia for emergency services, defense, and peace, [just fucking stupid and infnatile. Go cream yourself over the Lion, the Witch and the go fuck yourself, you mindless grain] and by restorative justice principles rather than emphasis on retribution [yeah, google "deterrence", you gut-chunk] As James Madison accurately wrote: "War is the parent of armies; from these proceed debts and taxes; and armies, and debts, and taxes are the known instruments for bringing the many under the domination of the few." We support contributions to international security, whilst opposing all nationalist wars.

Not all wars are nationalist just as religion is not the cause of all wars.



dung.
Ease up...I'm a shoe in for a senate seat. Don't blow it on me now.

We all know wars are the result of the financial implications of long term sperm storage solutions.
 

Halo1

Likes Bikes and Dirt
An interesting observation. There were no Libs at my polling station in Whitlam handing out how to vote cards. There was one lady there who wanted one and was asking the electoral staff how to vote for Turnbull. I know this is a safe seat but it is not a great sign for the Gov or Turnbull that the was no grass roots support on the day for people who wanted it.
 

Boom King

downloaded a pic of moorey's bruised arse
An interesting observation. There were no Libs at my polling station in Whitlam handing out how to vote cards. There was one lady there who wanted one and was asking the electoral staff how to vote for Turnbull. I know this is a safe seat but it is not a great sign for the Gov or Turnbull that the was no grass roots support on the day for people who wanted it.
Safe for which side?
 
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