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Imagine how his arse will look when he realises that he overlooked the need for toilet paper while stockpiling those tyres, so resorts to wiping his arse with them...
I’m not sure they’ll suit. Vegan digestive system will require a mud tire - maybe try a Maxxis Wetscream?Imagine how his arse will look when he realises that he overlooked the need for toilet paper while stockpiling those tyres, so resorts to wiping his arse with them...
I think you have it back to front. Using a tyre as toilet paper would require one to which the "mud" will stick.I’m not sure they’ll suit. Vegan digestive system will require a mud tire - maybe try a Maxxis Wetscream?
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Low Pressure, need that contact patch.I think you have it back to front. Using a tyre as toilet paper would require one to which the "mud" will stick.
Edit: what is the optimal pressure for wiping?
As opposed to that shiny waxed stuff in public toilets? I’m on his side. Maybe not rough, but with some purchase.Low Pressure, need that contact patch.
In a totally unrelated conversation a uni mate once uttered the words "I think you need to use rough paper 'down there' to be properly clean". I do not know what was said next by anyone because I had been in the process of taking a drink and blew that out my nose.
Once you have experienced the electric bidet toilet seat then you realise how much of this manual paper work is so caveman like.As opposed to that shiny waxed stuff in public toilets? I’m on his side. Maybe not rough, but with some purchase.
I'm picturing:Once you have experienced the electric bidet toilet seat then you realise how much of this manual paper work is so caveman like.
A true public toilet enthusiast will appreciate the finer things
Bet they wouldn't be doing that after cleaning my arseI see your static arse cleaning scrubbers and raise you...
Yeah bonkers, I've definitely paid attention to my old clunker being worth 2-3 times what it's actually worth for no good reason@Plankosaurus i didn't realise Delica's had been hit with covid shortages..prices on the up? it's a 1996 model
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Now, now. As enjoyable as a butt sized automatic car washer might be, the real deal it is bit more discrete and more professional.Bet they wouldn't be doing that after cleaning my arse
The control screen is reflecting... Made you lookNow, now. As enjoyable as a butt sized automatic car washer might be, the real deal it is bit more discrete and more professional.
I can only show you the control module. You will have to imagine the feeling of 36 degree water followed by warm air caressing your under carriage by yourself.
You emerge from this as a much better person ready to face the world with relaxed but smug confidence.
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Errr..........nothing to see here, move along, move alongThe control screen is reflecting...
K-mart still got $300 duallies? Could be time to flip the douchage...I guess some people have no morals, well you know where to look if your bike goes missing at least you will have their address
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That's quite a good plan, get some Santa Cruz stickers and job doneK-mart still got $300 duallies? Could be time to flip the douchage...