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Stredda

Runs naked through virgin scrub
This one stings, my kids fucking lose it the moment the nbn drops out. “Dad the wifi’s stopped working”.

They are more effective then any automated monitoring system I could ever implement






Oh yeah, you soon know when the WiFi has dropped out. lol
My kids are in their late teens now so them staying at home by themselves hasn't been an issue for some time and if we plan to go and stay somewhere and it doesn't have WiFi we get "I'll just want to stay home"
 

PJO

in me vL comy
This one is more QI than YLYL:
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The US standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches. That's an exceedingly odd number. Why was that gauge used?
Well, because that's the way they built them in England, and English engineers designed the first US railroads. Why did the English build them like that?

Because the first rail lines were built by the same people who built the wagon tramways, and that's the gauge they used. So, why did 'they' use that gauge then?

Because the people who built the tramways used the same jigs and tools that they had used for building wagons, which used that same wheel spacing. Why did the wagons have that particular odd wheel spacing?

Well, if they tried to use any other spacing, the wagon wheels would break more often on some of the old, long distance roads in England . You see, that's the spacing of the wheel ruts. So who built those old rutted roads?

Imperial Rome built the first long distance roads in Europe (including England ) for their legions. Those roads have been used ever since.
And what about the ruts in the roads?

Roman war chariots formed the initial ruts, which everyone else had to match or run the risk of destroying their wagon wheels. Since the chariots were made for Imperial Rome , they were all alike in the matter of wheel spacing. Therefore the United States standard railroad gauge of 4 feet, 8.5 inches is derived from the original specifications for an Imperial Roman war chariot. Bureaucracies live forever.

So the next time you are handed a specification/procedure/process and wonder 'What horse's ass came up with this?', you may be exactly right. Imperial Roman army chariots were made just wide enough to accommodate the rear ends of two war horses. (Two horses' asses.)

Now, the twist to the story:
When you see a Space Shuttle sitting on its launch pad, there are two big booster rockets attached to the sides of the main fuel tank. These are solid rocket boosters, or SRBs. The SRBs are made by Thiokol at their factory in Utah . The engineers who designed the SRBs would have preferred to make them a bit fatter, but the SRBs had to be shipped by train from the factory to the launch site. The railroad line from the factory happens to run through a tunnel in the mountains, and the SRBs had to fit through that tunnel. The tunnel is slightly wider than the railroad track, and the railroad track, as you now know, is about as wide as two horses' behinds.

So, a major Space Shuttle design feature, of what is arguably the world's most advanced transportation system, was determined over two thousand years ago by the width of a horse's ass.

And you thought being a horse's ass wasn't important? Ancient horse's asses control almost everything.
 

Dales Cannon

lightbrain about 4pm
Staff member
When I was in a team planning a new supercritical 1,000MW+ power plant in the US the tunnel sizes were a limiting factor because that determined the biggest modules that could be shipped to the region from the factories. I think the limits were about 3m high x 3m wide and maybe 10m long because there were some tight curves in the tunnels. The lack of local infrastructure meant that a new industrial area would be established just off site (due to lack of space at the brown field site). That new area would take the quasi modules and complete them for installation. Moving the modules was to be done by combinations of multiwheeled trailers. We were planning up to 1,000t modules 10m x 10m x 25m. That project died as did another we worked on in Louisiana which needed barges and levee reworking with ramps and docks. Would have been great jobs to build.
 
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