Holy shit! How long ago was it that I sent you into the naughty corner? And you still in tears about it!
Man, that must have hurt you, baaaaad.
Let's rub some more salt in your vag and give you another time out in the corner. But I won't make it permanent! Keen for you to...
Tried brewing my second brown ale today, an American brown, to be precise. First one was a complete screw up with a totally stck mash (had a bunch of oats in it but the vessel I was using was more the issue). It turned out nice but it much more of a porter than a brown.
Today, I think, if I'm...
Yep, it itches in the shower already.
I actually have some calamine lotion in my CV19 survival kit! I might try that.
Straight to Dr Farkin!
Well, I'm not on meth but I have never really trusted my leg and it honestly wouldn't surprise me if he was out doing that shit whilst I sleep. I...
Definitely not a skin condition. I know because I already suffer from psoriasis, dermatitis, SARS and am even very slightly allergic to water. My skin fucking hates being me.
It's definitely not any of those bastards, it's very much like something seems to have gone wrong in the healing process.