Recent content by johnny

Dang, that’s some funny shit.

Everything I said in this thread about the new laws was wrong. Everything about these laws are bad, I should not have had faith in the people I did.

I felt it was appropriate for some one in the naughty corner. (and that thinks resisting racism against Chinese people in Australia is the same as supporting the Communist Party in China)

HAAAAAAAhahaha!!! Holy shit! How long ago was it that I sent you into the naughty corner? And you still in tears about it! Man, that must have hurt you, baaaaad. Let's rub some more salt in your vag and give you another time out in the corner. But I won't make it permanent! Keen for you to...

Yeah, didn't want to go overboard with my first crack at it.

Tried brewing my second brown ale today, an American brown, to be precise. First one was a complete screw up with a totally stck mash (had a bunch of oats in it but the vessel I was using was more the issue). It turned out nice but it much more of a porter than a brown. Today, I think, if I'm...

First time I did that climb I was surprised by how easy it was. It has become progressively harder each time I do it :(

So..., you say you're selling the lynksey.

Also, the US economy and it's potential are far deeper than one president.

I think our fathers may be related somehow. Another favourite of his was when we said we could smell something he'd tell us our backs were too short.

lol, I also get hayfever 365 days of the year and live on the fuckers already. My nose and my skin get along well. They often throw parties but never invite me, due to their unceasing hate for me.

Just in case anyone still wanted to play the whole "no worse than the flu" game.

Yep, it itches in the shower already. I actually have some calamine lotion in my CV19 survival kit! I might try that. Straight to Dr Farkin! Well, I'm not on meth but I have never really trusted my leg and it honestly wouldn't surprise me if he was out doing that shit whilst I sleep. I...

Jesus, that makes macabre sense.

Definitely not a skin condition. I know because I already suffer from psoriasis, dermatitis, SARS and am even very slightly allergic to water. My skin fucking hates being me. It's definitely not any of those bastards, it's very much like something seems to have gone wrong in the healing process.