Recent content by rockmoose

66kg, and yes the Cruiser, like my fave the 3,000,000 xp Safety Bike, are absolute boat anchors. [emoji2]

I use it to light my bike-farts.

I knew Bruz was an angry little man, but Jeebus!!!! https://www.reddit.com/r/SipsTea/s/LwN6lMs7X5

The Tron is so yesterday. You need the Atomic Cruiser to hang with the cool kids.

Did he do the old 'say uncle', nipple cripple?

Where we're going, we don't need brakes.

What a total crock of shit. Scummy scammy bastards [emoji36]

People often ask me how I am such a super stud. I take lessons from the master. https://www.reddit.com/r/SipsTea/s/5Pj5emQNFI

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This was interesting and enlightening. Not in a good way. https://www.reddit.com/r/WhitePeopleTwitter/s/XKwBzOWWq4

People really are the shit oozing out the drain holes of a dumpsterfire. My heart bleeds for you and Sue. [emoji25]

Nahhhhh. I like the Jehovah's witnesses to work hard to get to the house, before turning tail and running from the clearly Godless heathens that must live in such Gomorrah like conditions.

Isn't that what it's all about?

I envy you. I want to drive a swift/barina type car, particularly ev. Currently, they wouldn't even make it up my driveway. #futuregoals

I drive rough dirt roads every single day. During winter I use 4wd multiple times every week. During Summer, I can sometimes go weeks without needing to engage 4x4. Even out here, I am in the minority. Most drive on asphalt all the time. Yet still feel the need for a massive dual cab to drop...