Recent content by steve jobs' pancreas

Please try the veal

what have they got against Albanians ?

That's what she said

if I was out there at say Deadmans at Manly or the German Bank off Longreef or Queenscliff Bombie I'd be feeling the flow and energy, and it would be in my intestine. So no thank you Mr ex President, arooo !!!

they were just speaking in tongues or maybe it was, ahem "with"

I love an ECL, there are a few places I can think of, one down the road that I drove past on the way to work just now that I would surf today, but they are places that are mega protected and one only breaks when this weather event happens, defo not 10 foot waves. The beach down the road from me...

Such a shame I was at work / not feeling well / washing my hair

good to see no blame laid upon the home brew :)

He may have the time, but he's already gonna be pissed that its raining

Glad it was royal and not prince

what the hell are you clucking on about dude ?

I am jiggy for this

it's a result of being cooped up for so long

I wouldn't worry, They should be pretty easy to spot.