we know you like shooting things zaf.
At the end of the day, I’d rather somebody come at me with a knife than a gun. Guns being harder to get a hold of means somebody whos inclined to be a cunt has a harder time of being a cunt with a gun, so has to use a knife. Cunts are always gonna be cunts. I’d much rather that cunt have to be a cunt up close, not cunt it up 50m away.
A few years ago a dude tried to mug me in the street, asked me if he could bludge a smoke and when I asked “sorry what was that mate?” He leaned in and hit me up for my wallet.
I glanced down and the prick had a knife held at waist height. I played dumb, leaned in asking what he said again and pushed the lady friend away from him. Started backing away with a “mate, this is a main street”. It didn’t take much for me to get out of his strike zone, but if he had a gun, I would’ve been abit different. I’m 6”4 and pretty solid, while old mate was about 5”not alot. Him having to come at me would’ve taken some balls on his part, but him pulling a trigger, from the safety of 5 feet away is a fair whack easier. He baulked once his initial momentum was lost.
Fuck I’m glad he didn’t have a gun, and I’m stoked neither me or the lady friend got stabbed.