The current Australian politicians views on the effect global warmin........ zzzzt...... crap....... tastes like tomorrow...
God, the pig is just livid about Dog owners! (yeah, cat owners nodding their heads... just wait, your arse licking parasite riddled fur ball coughing sh*ts are next).. [ pig focus or this will be too long] The owners of sweaty hairy scrotum licking arse hole sniffing noisey dogs that allow their pretend children to fucking jump on anyone.... The pig was enjoying a short sit down in the meat sock as the ride home was a little hot, and some fwarkin kvnt let their shitty pseudo crotch fruit jump all over both of them!!! Wort the fwark! The pig immediately said"Wort the fwark" to which the apparent owner of the filhty canine (it was attached by a string to the other end of the nut licking sheet stain) replied.... "Oh, he just wants to be your friend!"
At this point the meat sock, just retreated into his happy place and let the pig at it.... [ side note: the pigs meat socks' Japanese wife who is practicing English just started reading this post... forrrrk]
"I just want to evicerate your shitty dog and use its' intestines to determine the future".... the silence was only broken by the shitty dogs panting and licking of its ball sack....
The look of absolute horror on the person on the other end of the retractable (yeah, should of wound that fucker in earlier) string was well, almost satisfying....
Keep your shitty pets away, the pig and its flabby fish bowl does not want toxocaris canis from your pretend child.... '
fwark...
g, with all the fires..... wait.. what just happened.. my mouth tastes like... chiko rolls...