Squidfayce
Eats Squid
im moving next year
My new neighbors are lovely on both side and arent going anywhere. But yes, we did considder the above point and only did so because we were moving.
Little Things You Hate
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My new neighbors are lovely on both side and arent going anywhere. But yes, we did considder the above point and only did so because we were moving.
stirk
Burner
Psytrance?! That electronic music genre, if you can call it that, is as bad as your grammar and spelling. An ok but weak choice to scare the potential buyers. I would have gone for some of Richard D James, or Thomas P Heckmann tracks to really throw everyone off kilt.
Squidfayce
Eats Squid
Psytrance is as wide as rock. There's good and there's bad. Aphex twin would have been a good choice though.
moorey
call me Mia
Just had a Seinfeld moment…
Town is busy AF, I’m out visiting clients and just needed a piss stop. Circled for 10 minutes in the supermarket Carpark to use the public toilets. See a car preparing to come out, put my blinker on, sit about 4 cars back to give them space. They start reversing, a car goes around me and pulls in the spot as soon as the car moves out. I honk and yell out a loud ‘excuse me!’. Silver haired middle aged woman in little beemer says, ‘I didn’t see you there’, without looking at me, and just walks away.
WTF is wrong with people?
Town is busy AF, I’m out visiting clients and just needed a piss stop. Circled for 10 minutes in the supermarket Carpark to use the public toilets. See a car preparing to come out, put my blinker on, sit about 4 cars back to give them space. They start reversing, a car goes around me and pulls in the spot as soon as the car moves out. I honk and yell out a loud ‘excuse me!’. Silver haired middle aged woman in little beemer says, ‘I didn’t see you there’, without looking at me, and just walks away.
WTF is wrong with people?
Ultra Lord
Hurts. Requires Money. And is nerdy.
That bitch needs a dick keyed onto her bonnet
Mr Crudley
Glock in your sock
Car parking is a shitfight here too. Camping and fending off the predators that circle to steal the spot you are after is rife.
Being 4 Cars back in you 'hood is clearly too far away. Park up close so you have to reverse out a bit so the other car can get out is acceptable behaviour. There is a small car park near where we go shopping that is very competitive and a total lucky dip. If you nail a spot then it has to be all down to timing and then reflexively gun it nose first as soon as the spot is free. Hesitation = lost spot.
Mr Crudley
Glock in your sock
Much easier to do dick artwork with an injector or throttle body cleaner spray can. Use a long nozzle so you can get the hairs artfully done right.
Mr Crudley
Glock in your sock
Oh no, you aren't American and regional Victorian folks are way too civilised for these uncouth activities. No sir.
steve jobs' pancreas
Eats Squid
on the plus side I guess you found the dunny, given the uromysotisis and all
moorey
call me Mia
I didn’t have to hold on for long in the end….she’d left her window down a crack.
DMan
shawly the least hangeriest guy on rotorburn
I hope you'd had asparagus and she had the right receptors...
moorey
call me Mia
Even better. Savoury yeast and vitamin b12. It’s like a neon factory in there…
Mr Crudley
Glock in your sock
Might also double as paint stripper for BMW owners that cut in on the 'Lux camped out in the Buninyong parking lot of utter hell.
Ring the police hotline and say you saw this oldish lady dealing what seemed to be plastic baggies of drugs out of the boot of her car, rego no...
Asininedrivel
caviar connoisseur
Hope you aimed for the air vents. As an unfortunate mate learnt when he had a bout of food poisoning and spontaneously threw up on his dashboard..... once it get in there that smell is for eveeeeerrrrrr.
Minlak
custom titis
500kms on the Hyper E-Bike today - 3 near Moises all due to car drivers being distracted or inattentive - one required emergency braking and the drive had eye contact with me the whole time do they just chose violence - other bad one was car spearing across the road directly at me at 100km/h whilst texting
Norco Maniac
Is back!
This is why i cannot have pictures hung on my walls, but i can cope with bookshelves that have knicknacks in them.When someone says your cockpit is triggering their OCD and you look at and think its not that bad, you then proceed to spend the next hour replacing cable ties, neatening cables, wiring, aligning the light to dead centre and shaving the ends of cable ties as its now giving you OCD
Yes I am looking at you @moorey & @DMan
Norco Maniac
Is back!
Or stir into salsa. Usually it still tastes fine, its the colour that turns us off. Like overripe bananas that taste wonderful in smoothies or cake.
Norco Maniac
Is back!
Had a mechanic try to tell me that the 2 part engine mount rubber on my Mitsubishi Challenger was broken, by showing me the gap whilst he had it on the hoist.
He wasn't happy when i showed him the actual part after a 2 min Google and told him i used to build cars as a hobby