Turkey leg? No wonder turkeys freak me out.
I was pondering how small the dog and show it be.Turkey leg? No wonder turkeys freak me out.
I was not in your workshop.Overheard from the workshop (mechanic talking about his weekend just gone):
“Smashing rums, pullin’ mums”. Bundy life, lol.
I thought you were going to say, I'm not a mum.I was not in your workshop.
I hope not!I thought you were going to say, I'm not a mum.
Don’t worry - I didn’t have you down as Bundy drinker. Maybe some fancy-arse rum I’ve never even heard of, but definitely not Bundy. The other shenanigans, good luck to you.I was not in your workshop.
Bundy on Sundy ruins yer Mundy.Overheard from the workshop (mechanic talking about his weekend just gone):
“Smashing rums, pullin’ mums”. Bundy life, lol.
Never Bundy, ever. I recently called into a venue I occasionally consume finer spirit offerings recently and vociferously ordered a white claw..."I'll have one of your finest white claws, bartender's choice on the flavour." foolishly expecting a fuck off pooooooodle we don't stock that shit! As this is a craft bar of the craftiest order. To my shock they actually had 2 in stock and as a reward for my boldness in ordering one the bar tender refused to serve me anything else until I had drank it. "We needed a couple of funny shit tins in the top shelf fridge..."Don’t worry - I didn’t have you down as Bundy drinker. Maybe some fancy-arse rum I’ve never even heard of, but definitely not Bundy. The other shenanigans, good luck to you.
What if she is gorgeous?Bundaberg rum, Bunderberg rum
And wake next to your best friends mum.
Bloody Bunderberg rum.
We talking before or after..?What if she is gorgeous?
maybe during...?We talking before or after..?