You laugh you lose
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Oddjob
Merry fucking Xmas to you assholes
Well realistically it's all within the margin for error but logic and self preservation tells me that there's no way I could have come more instantly than with my Swedish girlfriend in my 20s and my wife.were you measuring the events with olympic games standard timing equipment?
"Instantly" does suggest it was a dead heat, or dare I say it, a photo finish
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Minlak
custom titis
Swedish girlfriend and a wife at the same time - do we have a hall of fame thread we can nominate you for???
ForkinGreat
Knows his Brassica oleracea
The "Too much free time and wants to lose half his assets award"
Oddjob
Merry fucking Xmas to you assholes
Umm well no. I met my wife after the Swedish dream turned out to be illusory.
But thinking about it just then was the fourth quickest time...
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pink poodle
気が狂っている男
This 3 way sounds like the story line to a film about an awkwrd massage.
cammas
Seamstress
Love how he then tries and blame the forkie, he’s only doing as he was asked
beeb
Dr. Beebenson, PhD HA, ST, Offset (hons)
Yeah, the forkie made me a bit sad - He should have gone full send!
Jokes aside though, yeah - there's a lot to pick out of that. The lads taking the video for not stepping in and trying to stop it, and obviously then the idiot trying to get his car squashed and trying to blame the forkie.
oldcorollas
Levin the moment
surely a setup for the clicks?Yeah, the forkie made me a bit sad - He should have gone full send!
Jokes aside though, yeah - there's a lot to pick out of that. The lads taking the video for not stepping in and trying to stop it, and obviously then the idiot trying to get his car squashed and trying to blame the forkie.
oldcorollas
Levin the moment
beeb
Dr. Beebenson, PhD HA, ST, Offset (hons)
Well then the forkie definitely should've sent it!(sorry, not sorry
