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  1. Mr Crudley

    Little Things You Hate

    I can't help it :) After seeing those UK videos where a Chav tries to rip a bike off a car rack while the car is moving in traffic then you know there are no limits. I am considering a trunk monkey now. If he can mow the lawn too then I'm in.
  2. Mr Crudley

    Little Things You Hate

    I chained it up too but those small bike chains don't inspire confidence. Meth heads have moar strength and motive. Kept them in visual range and if she wanted to buy something then she could call me. I'm not that courageous.
  3. Mr Crudley

    Little Things You Hate

    When you make a few unplanned stops on the way home but nothing, but nothing, will make you leave the bikes alone on a rack in case the local methhead bike thief wanders past.
  4. Mr Crudley

    What did you do TO / WITH / FOR your bike today!

    I have experienced the butt crack waterfall of high humidity summer in Asia a few times. I hear you sir. :)
  5. Mr Crudley

    What did you do TO / WITH / FOR your bike today!

    Was originally planning to go to Mt Annan but Mrs suggested that it would be packed with people BBQing. Went to her default Blue Mountains ride again. Since it is forecasted to be wet this week and I get all tense if I feel like I will miss out then any ride is a good ride. It is pretty...
  6. Mr Crudley

    Douche Listing of the Day - Post them here.

    Fair call. Probably no XTR groupsets on those dungers, but still likely to be lair of an evil bike rustler with meth issues.
  7. Mr Crudley

    Douche Listing of the Day - Post them here.

    Most likely. Meth has a lot to answer for in the suburbs.
  8. Mr Crudley

    Douche Listing of the Day - Post them here.

    How does someone end up with a bunch of stripped frames stored in a weedy garden?
  9. Mr Crudley

    The gaming thread

    The whole just get it out the door and we will patch and fix it later mentality just opens the door wide for crap products. Once the money has been collected then it is easy to move on the next big thing instead of plonking more dollars to go back and fix something that you have sold earlier...
  10. Mr Crudley

    What did you do TO / WITH / FOR your bike today!

    Hipsters do have bike chains and craft beers. I sense a strong match.
  11. Mr Crudley

    What did you do TO / WITH / FOR your bike today!

    Sold, I'll have two thanks. What could be more natural than pumping oil out of the ground and putting it into a bottle for gentleman that have a liking for no gears and handlebars that are shorter than their waxed moustaches?
  12. Mr Crudley

    What did you do TO / WITH / FOR your bike today!

    Send the profits to me! You are a born product marketer. Don't forget the obligatory 33% improvement compared to competing oils.
  13. Mr Crudley

    What did you do TO / WITH / FOR your bike today!

    Quick, bottle rice bran oil and give it a cool name. Sell it to inner city fixy hipsters as a biologically friendly bike oil and retire with fully loaded bank account by Xmas. We can all be comfortable saying to our friends that we knew the Poods before he was famous :cool:
  14. Mr Crudley

    What did you do TO / WITH / FOR your bike today!

    Yebbut multipurpose oils are good thing. I bet you can't stir fry or cook a schnitzel in Tri Flow nor will I be testing out this idea to know any better.
  15. Mr Crudley

    The stupid questions thread.

    I, for one, would approve of this choice move.
  16. Mr Crudley

    Static shocks

    Some enterprising person out there will make one of these in a flexible Ti and make a fortunate turning longer travel bikes into an occasional XCish/trail 100mm or less whippet bikes. People would line up to buy these in between fights about wheel sizes.
  17. Mr Crudley

    The stupid questions thread.

    Check with the NZ customer folks if they will let you grace their shore but I would recommend getting the new passport now. I had a transit flight back via Singapore once and less than 6 months on my passport. I wasn't allowed to land there so had to fork out for another direct ticket. Be...
  18. Mr Crudley

    Elon Musk Has Bought Twitter...

    I'm sure someone out there will volunteer on his behalf but he should put his money where his mouth is. You would be pissy if you got Elon Brain v1.0 installed and next year they come up with Elon Brain v2.0.
  19. Mr Crudley

    Project Car / Motorbike thread. Let's see 'em.

    Your timing is far better than mine. Was a constant flow of Nissan fans and plain old nosey folks there during my visit.
  20. Mr Crudley

    Project Car / Motorbike thread. Let's see 'em.

    I was next to a 70 year old Japanese gentleman when taking these shots. He said he had the lower spec GTX model about 30ish years ago. It sure looked off limits to me. Would cause a diplomatic incident
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