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  1. Spanky_Ham

    Cabin Fever Boredom Beaters

    We're working seven days a week at the moment... want a covid test? The meat sack has an old farking.net (yeah, you youngins wish you knew this sh*t) how can we make this a biosafe boredom breaker... Cycling isn't banned yet s p.s. think Geocaching.. yes, it took us old fwarks about 10 minutes...
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    Cabin Fever Boredom Beaters

    it's a large........
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    COVID-19: who’s going full doomsday prep on this?

    quite possibly the meat sack was approached today to produce materials needed to make the COVID-19 test kits.... Not sure whether to be happy or not S
  4. Spanky_Ham

    You laugh you lose

    Now pigs eat worn pedometers????? S
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    You laugh you lose

    It's a long read, and has probably been mentioned here already... but.... https://singletrackworld.com/2009/02/the-picolax-thread-returns/ Blu-tone has to be a professional commedian.... S
  6. Spanky_Ham

    Why are roadies mechanically inept?

    Currently dealing with WTF are you using so much oil shitty boxer boring motor......... pigs never had much luck wit cars since it sold its RX three.... sorry pig
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    Why are roadies mechanically inept?

    the meat sock asked his wife how the internal combustion engine in he blubaru avoided engine knock.... silly philly couldnt answer any questions I had out of curiosity. Mega bucks car and doesnt know how it works... I find that weird. Not knowing how shit works doesnt make anything less awesome...
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    Douche Listing of the Day - Post them here.

    Yeah, it does... but it is for a reason... The pig REALLY wants it..... just no money http://www.foldingcyclist.com/BMW-folding-bike.html S
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    Douche Listing of the Day - Post them here.

    kind of want, just dont have the coin at the moment https://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/colyton/men-s-bicycles/mountain-bike/1238604681 S
  10. Spanky_Ham

    Little Things You Hate

    Today I rode to meet a nice guy who has been given a few months to live since he has got all the cancers.... We've known this guy for quite a while and while we had a civil lunch ( slandering the shite out of each other as we are known to do) We all rode away with tear on a pigs eye.. We knows...
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    The QUICK question thread.....

    It wasn't a dog, it was an inflatable ferret.. AND.. it wasn't tied to the tree.. That was gaffa tape, the guy driving past stopped long enough to get a blurry shot that the police couldn't use in court.. wait... two in the morning.. ignore everything we said S
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    The QUICK question thread.....

    Have you ever seen the three of us together??? How do you know the fat pig isn't a pink poodle playing with a corkscrew shaped doodle..... who can really say... s
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    The stupid questions thread.

    WTF is being made at the north entrance/exit of the Prospect Water Filtration Plant.... willing to supply chilli sauce to the correct answer.. Yes, the meat sock has lots and lots of chilli S
  14. Spanky_Ham

    Trump.....

    The meat sock really, really really hopes that tangerine fuck stain gets rolled at that polls.... however.... Amerikans are fwarking .... well, hows does one put it nicely... slightly dumber than a fwarking pig and the american electorial system is a fwarking joke... Lucky we have a hard core...
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    Little Things You Hate

    Who is to say where he stumbles next, a bucket of rusty Tony Abbott discarded budgie smugglers....... fwark this stress..... This is the fat shite stain and his wonderful wife enjoying a wonderful day that the Sydney botanical gardens.... and the two years of stress trying to prove that...
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    Trump.....

    The next american election will be won by Trump..... thus proving Mike Judge correct.... If he wins, the fat shite meat sock will donate 10 bucks to a koala refuge... If Trump loses, you all need to donate 10 bucks to liver_transplant.com.au The pig will need it... S
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    Little Things You Hate

    The fat shite has been over taken by the stress of having to prove to some office prairie dog that the meat sack and his wife has a true and ongoing relationship. The pig hopes Peter Dutton slips over in the shower and gets a full can of Axe personal deoderant up the cloaca, and that is just...
  18. Spanky_Ham

    Sold 2014 Ibis Ripley OG frame (XL), Rockshox DebonAir RT3 shock & Fox Transfer kashima dropper

    The pig will frot a hornets nest... but your balls, nah.... S
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    Who rides alone ?

    no one wants to ride with Spanky..... it's understanable..
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