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  1. johnny

    Trump.....

    Dang, that’s some funny shit.
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    The election thread - Will the new PM last a full term - who will you futilely vote for?

    Everything I said in this thread about the new laws was wrong. Everything about these laws are bad, I should not have had faith in the people I did.
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    COVID-19: who’s going full doomsday prep on this?

    I felt it was appropriate for some one in the naughty corner. (and that thinks resisting racism against Chinese people in Australia is the same as supporting the Communist Party in China)
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    COVID-19: who’s going full doomsday prep on this?

    HAAAAAAAhahaha!!! Holy shit! How long ago was it that I sent you into the naughty corner? And you still in tears about it! Man, that must have hurt you, baaaaad. Let's rub some more salt in your vag and give you another time out in the corner. But I won't make it permanent! Keen for you to...
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    Home Brew

    Yeah, didn't want to go overboard with my first crack at it.
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    Home Brew

    Tried brewing my second brown ale today, an American brown, to be precise. First one was a complete screw up with a totally stck mash (had a bunch of oats in it but the vessel I was using was more the issue). It turned out nice but it much more of a porter than a brown. Today, I think, if I'm...
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    How do you get to the top of Stromlo?

    First time I did that climb I was surprised by how easy it was. It has become progressively harder each time I do it :(
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    Bike for Mrs Tubbsy

    So..., you say you're selling the lynksey.
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    Trump.....

    Also, the US economy and it's potential are far deeper than one president.
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    Clawing my skin off here....

    I think our fathers may be related somehow. Another favourite of his was when we said we could smell something he'd tell us our backs were too short.
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    Clawing my skin off here....

    lol, I also get hayfever 365 days of the year and live on the fuckers already. My nose and my skin get along well. They often throw parties but never invite me, due to their unceasing hate for me.
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    COVID-19: who’s going full doomsday prep on this?

    Just in case anyone still wanted to play the whole "no worse than the flu" game.
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    Clawing my skin off here....

    Yep, it itches in the shower already. I actually have some calamine lotion in my CV19 survival kit! I might try that. Straight to Dr Farkin! Well, I'm not on meth but I have never really trusted my leg and it honestly wouldn't surprise me if he was out doing that shit whilst I sleep. I...
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    Clawing my skin off here....

    Jesus, that makes macabre sense.
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    Clawing my skin off here....

    Definitely not a skin condition. I know because I already suffer from psoriasis, dermatitis, SARS and am even very slightly allergic to water. My skin fucking hates being me. It's definitely not any of those bastards, it's very much like something seems to have gone wrong in the healing process.
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    Clawing my skin off here....

    I'm not sure how much of that applies here though as the wound has been healed for months. The only evidence that it was once wounded is my now dry and scaly skin from being scratched too much. I don't recall it being too itchy when the wound was healing so I guess the keloids might be an...
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    Clawing my skin off here....

    Washed out a week or so before Xmas on a fast, flat turn (the off camber turn near the caravan park on Bruce Ridge, for those that know it), copped the usual shallow graze up the side of my leg on the shin/calf muscle. It was the kind of graze that stings a little bit in the shower but barely...
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    COVID-19: who’s going full doomsday prep on this?

    I certainly do not agree with everything in this piece but it's a great read and quite thought provoking. This Is Not the Apocalypse You Were Looking For Pop culture has been inundated with catastrophe porn for decades. None of it has prepared us for our new reality...
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    COVID-19: who’s going full doomsday prep on this?

    Yeah, and that was over a week ago. I had a number of retorts to him written out on the work Twitter but felt that keeping my job was a better outcome in the end. IPA are ideologues and he is the ring leader for that circus of fuckwits.
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