I don't know...surely Jesus would give himself a miraculously big chunk of love meat? Like so big trump would have a facial expression clearly showing he knows what's going on, rather than that confused "is this happening?" look.
Pfffffft...just wait til you become jerky.
FYI - 28 is a good time to free up. The next couple of years are the premium time to really fuck your back up! Once you creep past 30 that scope really narrows.
Sucks about the finalisation dragging on. Unfortunate that she can't see a sooner...