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We've been a farkineer/Rotorburner for a short time.... and we loved the cycle...moutain, road, anything with wheels.. You may have seen a post or two from the fat meat sack in the past.. recently, we've lost the desire...... to ride. It's somethng we've never had before...last year, we...

The baconated one is heading to the land of the rising sun for a much needed R&R break. In between work, fires , family members dying, COVID and a plethora of other shite it's been way too long between holidays for the pig.... We have bought tickets to Japan, leaving the 28th arriving in Tokyo...

Item: Bicycle Transport Bag Location: Sydney Price range/Willing to Pay: Up to a few hundred / Or let us rent it off you? Extra Info: Tickets bough and times a counting down to a trip to Japan with our bike for a month, currently thinking of using a used bicycle box from a bike shop,but...

Item: An old go pro or something similar Location: Within Australia, closer to sydney the better Price range/Willing to Pay: You couldnt sell it on farcebook market place..now it gathers dust on your desktop Extra Info: We are booked in for an international cluster fwark.... and will be cycling...

Many years ago, this was the .... pig. The chance to do a slower, fatter.... stupider version of this has popped it heads up and hope to leave in the next month... {totally unprepared}.... After we left Japan to return to australia and rejoin the "burn your life away for someone else...

oooooo.... where does one start..... OK, the meat sack is old and fat... and possibly a mid life crisis is coming, full bore head on...... It's been a few years since (insert photo here) yeah yeah, laugh it up fuzzball..We all went for a three month holiday after thinking work was shite, to...

So you can look back in twelve months and think..... sh*t, not even close or Pissed it in..... S

Bring the porcinated one up to speed on what has changed in Australia, focusing on Sydney in the past 7 years.... The fat stain is a week away from returning to Aus... could of used google, but farkin (oops Rotorburn) is the most trusted fake news outlet in Aus.... The porcinated one... S...

OK... This is totally off porcine skin..... but unfortunately the fat fwark is is need of some help... and He will brew the beer when he returns;.......as partial payment. The fat meat sock has a job offer back in shitney.... Japanese wife of two years..... anyone to help Gladly repaid S

A local car repair/service shop always has weird and wonderful cars..... anyone know what this is?? https://photos.app.goo.gl/75NzCoBaXza0SxEZ2 it's a zagato milano - but the fat fwarkers google fu has failed him and spanky aint impressed. This car repair/service shop always has strange...

As mentioned..... if you live in or around here, the fat porcine one would love to hear your opinion on livability.... if you're just trolling the pig, the bacon enclosed one has a dry nutsack that needs moisturizing.... The meat sack has no idea about QLD or Brisbane.. s

Not sure this is the right area to post this, but is anyone else riding a Specialized Sequoia.... Yes, those who have a problem with Specialized can go stand over there... just on the X... S

After 35 years, the pig has a new bike.... so freakn stoked first new bike Malvern star Dragster... it's OK to feel jealous.... and now yes, yes, I'm leaving the reflectors on it... The pig and I live in the middle of Tokyo and most getting home from work is in the dark at...

Hey, Thanks for dropping by, this will be a short collection of f*ck ups that the pig gets himself into on this trip. So, current situation... The pig left sydney three days ago (really only three days ago) and is with a surly long haul trucker, tent and shit.... cycling around japan...

Item: One of them fandangled road bicycles that can carry stuff. With them panniers (we think that's what they're called). Medium Pig Sized Location: It will probably be in your garage, needs transferance to the pigs room. He sleeps in sydney NSW Price range/Willing to Pay: Well.... be...

Item: Spin Wheelset Location: Western Sydney Item Condition: They're spin rims.... see below for more information Reason for selling: Clearing up the garage, and will be really sorry to see these go Price and price conditions: $150 + postage and handling and chiko tax Extra Info: OK, got...

Item: 7.875 x 2.0 air shock, prefer RP23. Location: where ever.... if your willing to send it? Price range/Willing to Pay: Depends on state of shock.... couple-o- hundred... Extra Info: Needs to be an airshock, cannot be coil over, no matter how well f*cking wicked it is... Call the pig...

OK, basically decided over morning coffee to jump on internet and book a holiday… now in Japan on said holiday…. Flight out of Sydney to Cairns was boring, but only a few hours, the plane trip from Cairns to Osaka was too long… well, for us Arrived In Osaka and made way to hostel...

If so.. please tell spanky how.... to the untrained pigs optics.. looks like just the 'cage' has been fuxorred, due to a stick trying to intersect the RD's relative position in time and space... as you can see... the stick won... any suggestions on repairs? places to get spares? 'elp s

Yeah, odd request from the pre smoked bacon one.... Looking for any Rotorburners that are currently teaching science in secondary school / high school??? anyone..... bueller, bueller, bueller.... s and S