Ad campagains you wish existed and general bike snobbery

[stirk]

Knuckles: Training for the big fist.

 

[Knuckles]

Knuckles: It's better than being fingered.

 

[camoshop]

Knuckles: because you'll defiately touch the sides haha

 

[Knuckles]

Knuckles: It's the reason she let's you ride.

 

[johnny]

Giant - our bikes are sluggish because the riders are already sensitive enough

 

[moorey]

Knuckles: turning gays straight for over 40 years

 

[Knuckles]

Knuckles: turning gays straight for over 40 years

Knuckles: opening up you options.

 

[camoshop]

Knuckles: turning gays straight for over 41 years

10 char........

 

[Knuckles]

10 char........

Yeah nah, there's an error in the RB age algorithm..........I swear it's true.

 

[stirk]

Knuckles: Germans favorite pork

 

[stirk]

Knuckles: Backs you up when your old fella has given up.

 

[pink poodle]

Knuckles - take the moose

Knuckles deep

Dicks - some people have them, some people are them.

Lycra - just because you have a dick, doesn't mean you need to look like one.

 

[Ackland]

Baggies - for blokes who are....

 

[camoshop]

Lycra: does my moose knuckle look big in this.

 

[Knuckles]

Giant Rein: now with free dents.

 

[electric wizard]

Centennial Park: Because where else can you feel like a big man for overtaking little kids on your new time trial bike:tape2:

 

[moorey]

Giant Rein: now with free dents.

'Rein'. Still missing the geeeeee factor.

 

[Knuckles]

Rein: because Giant riders don't deserve 2 Gs

 

[slippy]

Giant: Playing catch up since the NRS

Giant: We tell you it performs like boutique, confident in the knowledge you'll never know any better because of your broke arse.

Specialized: We'll rip off your ideas, patent them, then sue your arse off.

 

[Dozer]

IMBA: Teaching people aged over forty how to build channels for water to run where they could have instead built a decent bike trail that can be ridden in any weather.