Can you help, computer help

[safreek]

Hi guys, at the moment I have some accounts that need to be sent off, had no dramas before until they changed the billing way.
What I need to do is convert some files to PDF, I have no computer and with this distance thing can get no real help.
Anyone want to earn a quick fifty bucks to just convert and send them back to me in the PDF file.
Cheers

 

[creaky]

what format are they currently in ?

 

[cokeonspecialtwodollars]

As creaky said happy to help but we need to know what the original format is.

 

[Mr Crudley]

If it is in paper format then use CamScanner on your phone and email the PDF to yourself.
If it is Word then save as PDF.

I'll do it for you for you can send me the file. No $$$ involved.

 

[stirk]

Can you even convert dick pics into pdf?

 

[cokeonspecialtwodollars]

.pdf = portable dick format

 

[pink poodle]

But he file isn't very big...

 

[stirk]

But he file isn't very big...

Size doesn't matter, apparently, I want to know if the 'files' have been scanned for viruses.

 

[fatboyonabike]

Size doesn't matter, apparently, I want to know if the 'files' have been scanned for viruses.

it got caught in a Zip, and now it is smaller and nobody can find it!

 

[stirk]

it got caught in a Zip, and now it is smaller and nobody can find it!

When safeek finds it again he'll certainly need to harden his system and apply a patch and insert firmware. Nobody likes floppy disc's.

 

[Calvin27]

Threads like this, I love you all

 

[Daniel Hale]

ffs i’m feeling sorry for him, pm me your email, i’ll convert for free, but there will be a $50 email back to you transport fee

 

[droenn]

Are you actually going to send the files, or just screenshots of them?

 

[pink poodle]

it got caught in a Zip, and now it is smaller and nobody can find it!

Sounds like he will be needing to rest it on the cloud and dress in software to prevent further inflammation.

 

[tubby74]

When safeek finds it again he'll certainly need to harden his system and apply a patch and insert firmware. Nobody likes floppy disc's.

tis why some parts of the world called the 3.5's stiffies

 

[pink poodle]

tis why some parts of the world called the 3.5's stiffies

A stiffie should never be smaller than a floppy though

 

[fatboyonabike]

Threads like this, I love you all

we are about as helpful as a 404 Error!

 

[link1896]

Burners pool cash to payoff the “helper”.

Poll is needed to decide, will pdf be a photo of a pair of perfect condition Monsters for $50 with free postage, or a photo of a naked Moorey on a 29” ebike smiling?

 

[pink poodle]

There goes that 3.5...

 

[Mr Crudley]

or a photo of a naked Moorey on a 29” ebike smiling?

Will the rest of @moorey in his birthday suit on a wagon wheeled eBike be as glorious as the much loved bruised butt photo.
Something are best left unknown.