Captain Farkins Wedding Telegrams!

[Jared]

Ok guys, as all of you should know, at the end of a speech the best man reads out the telegrams from the people that couldnt make it to the wedding but wanted to say something anyway, some of them are serious, but most...well...are not so serious.

so in a effort to make my job a little easier, post your special messages for scott on his special day here!

any hits below the belt fully encouraged...

 

[Dozer]

Best man eh? Good luck to you more like it!
I guess you could say congrats (or should it be condolences...... ) from all of the farkin crew. Have a great day and a great life together yardy yah and all that stuff.
Best wishes.

 

[Wattsy]

Scott, we all hope that you bring as much love to this beautiful woman of your's as you have to the australian mountain bike community. Hopefully you'll be pumpin out some egar young mtber's in no time. Congrate's.

 

[and1]

Just pin her ya fairy!

or maybe just

YEEEOOOOOOOWWWWW!!!

 

[Kasplat]

Scott, we all hope that you bring as much love to this beautiful woman of your's as you have to the australian mountain bike community. Hopefully you'll be pumpin out some egar young mtber's in no time. Congrate's.

Just pin her ya fairy!

or maybe just

YEEEOOOOOOOWWWWW!!!

Nice call guys...how about scott now you can ride and still ahve shuttles and she still gets to spend a half an hours quailty time with ...in between runs that is!!!

 

[S.]

Steve is disappointed that he will be unable to bear Scott's babies.... legally anyway.

 

[Jared]

something

Ahh Shit!!! you shoulda saved that one till it was too late for him to see it haha, that woulda been perfect!