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That is not what your wife says.Yeah, and I'm big boned :tsk:
Goatshredder...this is one of those growing up moments. Its time to be an adult....
Also have you considered not living in the centre of a very expensive city? There may be plenty of exciting opportunities for you in a more regional area. And I don't just mean the increased goat population!