Confessions from the fuckwits
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crash3
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Not bike related, but a huge fuckwit moment I thought you'd all let a laugh out of.
Did half of a major service on the car yesterday, (diffs, tf case, trans and engine fluids). Put in the same volume of ATF that came out, but the level was way too high on the dipstick. So pulled some out to the right level on the dipstick and called it a day.
This morning, car revved way too hard and went nowhere (is an auto), checked the dipstick and bugger all oil on it. Had to put in the amount I pulled out, and drives fine.
Fuckwit.
Did half of a major service on the car yesterday, (diffs, tf case, trans and engine fluids). Put in the same volume of ATF that came out, but the level was way too high on the dipstick. So pulled some out to the right level on the dipstick and called it a day.
This morning, car revved way too hard and went nowhere (is an auto), checked the dipstick and bugger all oil on it. Had to put in the amount I pulled out, and drives fine.
Fuckwit.
crash3
Likes Dirt
Nah, It's a 2016 wrangler, which google tells me has an NAG1 box. It was like 1.5L low so I'm not surprised it didn't want to drive, must have had fuck all in the torque converter
beeb
Dr. Beebenson, PhD HA, ST, Offset (hons)
crash3
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Flow-Rider
Burner
Yeah, you've got to run them through all the gears before you recheck the level. Some autoboxes you need to drive them until they hit top gear as it fill up the circuitry in the box.
Speaking of jeeps.
I came across this today, what a doucebag, WTF are you meant to do with this?
crash3
Likes Dirt
"No lowballs, I know what I got"
I think they've just announced the grand cherokee will no longer be sold in Aus, perhaps he's trying to cash in on perceived scarcity?
Isildur
The Real Pedant
And the metals have all been heat treated too. Value is going up!might be worth more than a standard wreck, as all the plastics have been removed already
Flow-Rider
Burner
It would have cost them more than $50 to cart it to the auctions.
crash3
Likes Dirt
'lovingly tempered'
ozzybmx
taking a shit with my boobs out
Pop one out of an old chain.
Hambo
"I did a lot of very fat people"
You mean the old rusty chain I threw away weeks ago?... Faark..
ozzybmx
taking a shit with my boobs out
I have every worn and broken chain in a box since I started back riding MTB in 2007, plus all the ones the demolition blokes fcked up. Must be around 100 in there and weigh over 20kg... I'll do something cool with them one day.
Hambo
"I did a lot of very fat people"
Haha I thought you couldn't reuse existing chain pins?
Looks like I have to pay the same as a fucking chain for three pins. Time to sweet talk my lbs..
Or do I risk Ali... It's just for commuting so not for anything strenuous.
Flow-Rider
Burner
8 speed chains are fairly cheap. Local bike shop might have an off cut they can give you.
Hambo
"I did a lot of very fat people"
Good idea, I was hoping to have this done for Monday as it's school holidays and my son needs a burner bike to ride to work at Bunnings and park outside.