Confessions from the fuckwits

hellmansam

hellmansam

Likes Bikes and Dirt
I've had a new X-Fusion Trace sitting in its box for over six months without realising it's not Boost spacing. Only noticed this morning. Was gunna give it a run on the Fuel EX after adjusting the travel to 140mm.
 
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herbman

Likes Dirt
Got roped into doing the EWS80 in derby this weekend. Started to get my gear together on Monday and my googles are missing, order some up from MTB direct yesterday and went for the express option to get them in time.
Looked at the shipping details this morning. Turns out I didn’t check my order properly and the they are coming regular post.
 
dancaseyimages

dancaseyimages

Mountain bike pornographer
herbman said:
Got roped into doing the EWS80 in derby this weekend. Started to get my gear together on Monday and my googles are missing, order some up from MTB direct yesterday and went for the express option to get them in time.
Looked at the shipping details this morning. Turns out I didn’t check my order properly and the they are coming regular post.
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Send them an email and they might be able to help you out?
 
ashes_mtb

ashes_mtb

Has preferences
Can't believe how crooked I installed a star nut last night. I swear it's never happened to me before.

Bent a bolt trying to bang it across and the bastard won't move.
 
Dozer

Dozer

Heavy machinery.
Staff member
In my office I have a can of Glen 20 on the desk to spray after a stinking smoker lobs in to pay an invoice. I smile and wait for them to leave then I grab the can and roost the air space around me. Today I grabbed the can, put some weight on the trigger and stopped.........................I had picked up my trusty can of corrosion stop that I often use to fix random shit in the building. It doesn't spray like an aerosol, it streams out like a water pistol on viagra and would have made the biggest mess known to an office plus it was pointed across the top of my freshly buttered and Vegemited Vitawheats.
Crisis averted though, some sort of divine intervention maybe stopped me hitting that trigger in full anger?
 
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marks

Likes Bikes
Dozer said:
In my office I have a can of Glen 20 on the desk to spray after a stinking smoker lobs in to pay an invoice. I smile and wait for them to leave then I grab the can and roost the air space around me. Today I grabbed the can, put some weight on the trigger and stopped.........................I had picked up my trusty can of corrosion stop that I often use to fix random shit in the building. It doesn't spray like an aerosol, it streams out like a water pistol on viagra and would have made the biggest mess known to an office plus it was pointed across the top of my freshly buttered and Vegemited Vitawheats.
Crisis averted though, some sort of divine intervention maybe stopped me hitting that trigger in full anger?
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LOL my can of Glen 20 in my office is for when particularly sticky techs venture into my office and leave their BO behind.
 
Dozer

Dozer

Heavy machinery.
Staff member
Ultra Lord said:
I make a point of going in the office to do my reports after I’ve been put on a particularly stinky job.

If I have to deal with it, so do my office peeps
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You'd have the corrosion stop sprayed at you by me for sure. Cannot guarantee it'll act as a deodorizer though. ;)
 
Ultra Lord

Ultra Lord

Hurts. Requires Money. And is nerdy.
Dozer said:
You'd have the corrosion stop sprayed at you by me for sure. Cannot guarantee it'll act as a deodorizer though. ;)
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Honestly at the state i get in some days it would be an improvement.

I’d upload a photo of what O was doing two days ago BUT THE PHOTO’S TOO LARGE FOR FARKIN AND THE SCREENSHOT IS TOO BIG ALSO
 
teK--

teK--

Eats Squid
Dozer said:
In my office I have a can of Glen 20 on the desk to spray after a stinking smoker lobs in to pay an invoice. I smile and wait for them to leave then I grab the can and roost the air space around me. Today I grabbed the can, put some weight on the trigger and stopped.........................I had picked up my trusty can of corrosion stop that I often use to fix random shit in the building. It doesn't spray like an aerosol, it streams out like a water pistol on viagra and would have made the biggest mess known to an office plus it was pointed across the top of my freshly buttered and Vegemited Vitawheats.
Crisis averted though, some sort of divine intervention maybe stopped me hitting that trigger in full anger?
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As least your sanga isn't gonna rust now
 
born-again-biker

born-again-biker

Is looking for a 16" bar
Dozer said:
In my office I have a can of Glen 20 on the desk to spray after a stinking smoker lobs in to pay an invoice. I smile and wait for them to leave then I grab the can and roost the air space around me. Today I grabbed the can, put some weight on the trigger and stopped.........................I had picked up my trusty can of corrosion stop that I often use to fix random shit in the building. It doesn't spray like an aerosol, it streams out like a water pistol on viagra and would have made the biggest mess known to an office plus it was pointed across the top of my freshly buttered and Vegemited Vitawheats.
Crisis averted though, some sort of divine intervention maybe stopped me hitting that trigger in full anger?
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Well hopefully I never owe you an invoice.
We have 2 'waste' treatment plants at work that are about the size of a medium truck.
Some times we have to climb down the ladder into them to check /fix the aeration lines.
The really fun times are when the level on the bottom is a bit higher than the top of your gum boots.

I'm with @Ultralord....if I'm swimming in shit, the office peeps can cope with a bit of odour.

Smokers? Gross. Worst smell ever.

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Ultra Lord

Ultra Lord

Hurts. Requires Money. And is nerdy.
beeb said:
Big girls need love too...
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Theres a ya mum joke in there
born-again-biker said:
The really fun times are when the level on the bottom is a bit higher than the top of your gum boots.
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On tuesday I was waste deep changing float switches when I discovered the waders I was wearing had a leak........
 
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