Confessions from the fuckwits

[ashes_mtb]

I mentioned the other day how easy it is to work on Hollowtech cranks and threaded BB's when converting to 1x.

In fact, it is so easy that a fuckwit can do it that isn't capable of remembering to remove the cable, housing and shifter before riding it to work...

FFS

 

[Ultra Lord]

I mentioned the other day how easy it is to work on Hollowtech cranks and threaded BB's when converting to 1x.

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In fact, it is so easy that a fuckwit can do it that isn't capable of remembering to remove the cable, housing and shifter before riding it to work...

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FFS

So good.

 

[Oddjob]

I had some chaffing issues recently and it was recommended I get some chamois cream. Someone recommend assos so I got some of that. I only applied a small amount to my sit bone area. The cream bloody worked its way into my crack and into my clacker! It then migrated along the scrote and onto the back of my balls.

The stuff is menthol minty and that's not very nice on the nether regions! I rode really fast so I could get home quicker to wash it off!

Not sure if I'm a f-wit and applied it incorrectly or that is just the normal experience.

Any recommendations for non minty butt creams?

I like Aussie Butt Cream. Works well and goes a long way.

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[pink poodle]

I like Aussie Butt Cream. Works well and goes a long way.

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A long way...in?

I mentioned the other day how easy it is to work on Hollowtech cranks and threaded BB's when converting to 1x.

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In fact, it is so easy that a fuckwit can do it that isn't capable of remembering to remove the cable, housing and shifter before riding it to work...

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FFS

Love your work! I haven't undertaken such a change for a long time. I remember just forcing the circle of the shifter open on a friend's bike and reefing it off the bars. They were horrified! I cold have sold that...I doubt it.

 

[stirk]

I like Aussie Butt Cream. Works well and goes a long way.

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My internet search history may be compromised butt I'll look up it.

 

[moorey]

My internet search history may be compromised butt I'll look up it.

We all know that this will be relatively good for your history.

 

[Mr Crudley]

Geez, I feel so left out. I haven't ever used any cycling butt cream.

 

[Flow-Rider]

My internet search history may be compromised butt I'll look up it.

Don't forget to buy the applicator.

 

[Ultra Lord]

Don't forget to buy the applicator.


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And make sure to get one that lights up.

 

[moorey]

Geez, I feel so left out. I haven't ever used any cycling butt cream.

More of a penis pants guy?

 

[pink poodle]

That is going to get uncomfortable on rough rides.

 

[Mr Crudley]

Eldridge de Paris came up with another groundbreaking yet practical item.

 

[moorey]

Eldridge de Paris came up with another groundbreaking yet practical item.

The Black Pantsthers?

 

[smitho]

That is going to get uncomfortable on rough rides.

Definitely not the type of pants you want to be wearing while riding a Liteville...


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[moorey]

The Black Pantsthers?

Pant-thers! Is this thing on?

Definitely not the type of pants you want to be wearing while riding a Liteville...


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[moorey]

Spoiler: Spoiler

 

[Chriso_29er]

That's a history lesson I never got at school!

 

[Mr Crudley]

The Black Pantsthers?

With the built in tofdger wramer and let's face it, you would need one of those as a necessity.
Cold weather is even worse down south.

 

[Mr Crudley]

Eldridge Cleaver has got our male liberating back and front. Yay............Eldridge.

I guess these would need to be customer made. The johnson measurement day must be a daunting experience.

 

[moorey]

With the built in tofdger wramer and let's face it, you would need one of those as a necessity.
Cold weather is even worse down south.

I dare say Eldridge Cleaver could afford a little shrinkage.