Confessions from the fuckwits

pink poodle

気が狂っている男
No spilling sealant or tyre not seating so you give up and use a tube. Fitting tyres on bikes is hard. Is there any You Tube videos to show me how?
The best tyre fitting instructions come from a channel called blue waffles. The guy does a lot of great bike stuff. Search up his web site for really good step by step.
 

rextheute

Likes Bikes and Dirt
hmmmm . i'll add my free hub story .
Decided as mine is Super Crunchy , noise prob about to fail ... i would give it a quick service .
Removed wheel , cassette undoing the cones / locknuts , Dog comes in and jumps on me as its walk o clock
Special spacers ( as above ) disappears onto / into some fucking where .......
I curse the Dog , we go for a walk, return home and proceed to search for the spacer , sweep the garage floor , turn on the super light and still can't find the spacer .

I give up looking turn around and it falls out of my jumper - coz it was greasy it stuck to me .

Reassemble , not as gruanchy , but passable .
 

komdotkom

Likes Bikes and Dirt
Got a text from my son yesterday 'Dad can I borrow your bike, want to practice riding clips' like the kind father I am my response was sure.
I get home to find the XTR 12 speed mech is a fucking ruin, jammed into the cassette and turned into a pretzel. Just happened apparently....
He's getting coal for Christmas.
Just when I was thinking of buying him an Meta TR frame too.
 

bear the bear

Is a real bear
Got a text from my son yesterday 'Dad can I borrow your bike, want to practice riding clips' like the kind father I am my response was sure.
I get home to find the XTR 12 speed mech is a fucking ruin, jammed into the cassette and turned into a pretzel. Just happened apparently....
He's getting coal for Christmas.
Just when I was thinking of buying him an Meta TR frame too.
You didn't like that derailleur anyway, did you?
 

Ultra Lord

Hurts. Requires Money. And is nerdy.
Got a text from my son yesterday 'Dad can I borrow your bike, want to practice riding clips' like the kind father I am my response was sure.
I get home to find the XTR 12 speed mech is a fucking ruin, jammed into the cassette and turned into a pretzel. Just happened apparently....
He's getting coal for Christmas.
Just when I was thinking of buying him an Meta TR frame too.
New son time.
Send him to the gulags.
 

Ultra Lord

Hurts. Requires Money. And is nerdy.
Yep. Try a pre-trained step son from the pound.

On a preemptive note, Felix loaned the Tranny to learn 360’s....I’m expecting either the rear wheel or chainstay broken (again), or both.
That kid needs a bmx or dirtjumper.

Say goodbye to your tranny.
 
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