Confessions from the fuckwits

[Oddjob]

When your head nestles onto the pillow tonight, think of me awkwardly trying to dry myself as the paper towel just breaks up into the first of hair on my torso. White clumps like snow flakes.

This is how you repay me for the world's best bang mi?

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[Tubbsy]

This is how you repay me for the world's best bang mi?

awkward

 

[moorey]

When your head nestles onto the pillow tonight, think of me awkwardly trying to dry myself as the paper towel just breaks up into the first of hair on my torso. White clumps like snow flakes.

I once thought wet TP would do the job cleaning a particularly caked clacker....it all just turned into pea sized balls that completely entangled and stuck in my amply hersuit date, which took almost a full roll of dry TP, and 15 minutes to get all out.

 

[beeb]

I once thought wet TP would do the job cleaning a particularly caked clacker....it all just turned into pea sized balls that completely entangled and stuck in my amply hersuit date, which took almost a full roll of dry TP, and 15 minutes to get all out.

NOBODY ASK FOR PICS!

THIS GUY IS NOT SHY!

 

[moorey]

ASK FOR PICS!

You sure?

 

[Cardy George]

NOBODY ASK FOR PICS!

THIS GUY IS NOT SHY!

Pics? I didn't even ask for that ghastly description

 

[DMan]

I once thought wet TP would do the job cleaning a particularly caked clacker....it all just turned into pea sized balls that completely entangled and stuck in my amply hersuit date, which took almost a full roll of dry TP, and 15 minutes to get all out.

I know I shouldn't find this funny but how can I not with "amply hersuit date"....

 

[Oddjob]

awkward

I blame the new phone and the Grindr app the came pre-installed.

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[DMan]

I blame the new phone and the Grindr app the came pre-installed.

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I shall be checking my new phone for the same issue as soon as it arrives...

 

[link1896]

48 hour ban. I’ll pay $50 into any mods beer fund to make it happen

 

[PJO]

amply hersuit date

Who's she and why is she wearing a suit?

*hirsute

 

[pink poodle]

awkward

It wasn't awkward. He can have the best bang from me any time he likes. It is the least I can do after the banh mi tip off.

I once thought wet TP would do the job cleaning a particularly caked clacker....it all just turned into pea sized balls that completely entangled and stuck in my amply hersuit date, which took almost a full roll of dry TP, and 15 minutes to get all out.

Some times you just have to drop your cheeks in the top box for a wash.

 

[Dales Cannon]

Gruff nuts and dingle berries, isn't that a Disney song?

 

[Flow-Rider]

Anyone else here remembers that cheap toilet paper in public toilets that used to look like tracing paper?

 

[ualf]

Are you a hairy person? I have found paper towel to be rather useless against a wet hairy body.

In all the wrong places unfortunately.

 

[pink poodle]

In all the wrong places unfortunately.

I get the feeling you aren't wearing your hair in a man bun or top knot?

 

[ForkinGreat]

Cooking rice isn't rocket surgery.

2:1 water:rice ratio in a saucepan with a well-fitting lid, bring to boil then reduce heat. Cook for exactly ten minutes and not a second longer. Done.

2:1 water to rice if it's Basmati, 1.5:1 water to rice if Jasmine. Usually 12-15min, then gas/heat off. YMMV

 

[pink poodle]

What about wild black rice?

 

[ForkinGreat]

Chinese Taipei thank you. Are you trying to start a war?

No, that's Minister Potatohead's job.

 

[moorey]

What about wild black rice?

Or brown? 20 min easy.