COVID-19: who’s going full doomsday prep on this?

[cokeonspecialtwodollars]

Has the virus become self aware yet?

BREAKING NEWS: Reports of COVID-19 virus seen stocking up on toilet paper.

 

[Dales Cannon]

Given the supposed origins of this virus are our reptilian overlords at risk?

 

[PINT of Stella. mate!]

Given the supposed origins of this virus are our reptilian overlords at risk?

It's 'just a cough' apparently

https://www.theage.com.au/world/eur...-if-coronavirus-hyped-up-20200305-p546zg.html

 

[steve jobs' pancreas]

It's 'just a cough' apparently

https://www.theage.com.au/world/eur...-if-coronavirus-hyped-up-20200305-p546zg.html

fuck i hate royal anything

 

[shiny]

Just got back from my weekly shop at Aldi, I think I was the only one without piles of toilet paper in my trolley.

I just don’t get it, silly humans!

 

[pink poodle]

fuck i hate royal anything

Even Suntory royal whisky?

 

[pink poodle]

Just got back from my weekly shop at Aldi, I think I was the only one without piles of toilet paper in my trolley.

I just don’t get it, silly humans!

You'll regret that In a week's time when you have none and I have all!

 

[Flow-Rider]

Just seen a post from a young Mum that couldn't find any baby formula and alcohol wipes, no other prick offered to help her out.

 

[pink poodle]

Just seen a post from a young Mum that couldn't find any baby formula and alcohol wipes, no other prick offered to help her out.

Yeah but I might have a baby one day, so just on case....

 

[shiny]

You'll regret that In a week's time when you have none and I have all!

I live in Adelaide, we have the poo paper factory running 24/7 to keep up with demand. We’ll be all right...I think.

 

[c3024446]

I both blame, and I suppose thank, this thread for getting me to tell the bride to "get some TP in the usual Monday shop".

 

[cokeonspecialtwodollars]

Have you learnt nothing?

I both blame, and I suppose thank, this thread for getting me to tell the bride to "get ALL OF THE TP in the usual Monday shop".

 

[pink poodle]

I live in Adelaide, we have the poo paper factory running 24/7 to keep up with demand. We’ll be all right...I think.

No once the blockade begins... Mel Gibson made a documentary about this kind of situation. It was very insightful to the human way of being.

The great humungous poop shall get us all!


How is there no Hitler in the bunker needing toilet paper clip yet?

 

[c3024446]

Another thing - containing the virus in China hasn't worked even with their ability to take all the freedoms away from their citizens......can it be stopped? Or should we start having COVID-19 parties so everyone catches it and we just get this over with?

 

[nathanm]

I both blame, and I suppose thank, this thread for getting me to tell the bride to "get some TP in the usual Monday shop".

pics or it didn't happen. how many did you get?

 

[rangersac]

Pub near work has Corona virus sorted

 

[c3024446]

pics or it didn't happen. how many did you get?

Just a single 18pk

 

[Mr Crudley]

BCP and WFH.

Thank (pick your deity) for SBC 's and the Unternet.

Everyone loves a good telco TLA. I'll go with with Binary Control Protocol, Work From Home and Session Border Controllers.

 

[nathanm]

Just a single 18pk

I'm not sure how you think you're going to survive with so few.

 

[PINT of Stella. mate!]

Another thing - containing the virus in China hasn't worked even with their ability to take all the freedoms away from their citizens......can it be stopped? Or should we start having COVID-19 parties so everyone catches it and we just get this over with?

https://www.theage.com.au/world/asi...in-coronavirus-crackdown-20200305-p547a3.html