COVID-19: who’s going full doomsday prep on this?

Spanky_Ham

Porcinus Slappius
Op-Ed: On the front lines, here's what the seven stages of severe COVID-19 look like

https://www.yahoo.com/.../op-ed-front-lines-heres...?

We connect you to a ventilator. You are sedated and paralyzed, fed through a feeding tube, hooked to a Foley catheter and a rectal tube.
Not sure if it's the Foley catheter or the rectal tube that sells that.... mmm, marketing really needs to get onto this....
get vaccinated, or Sally from marketing will be asking you fill out a shitty survey monkey page about your Foley/rectal tube experience!!!! if you make it pass the boss on level 7
 

HamboCairns

Thanks for all the bananas
Op-Ed: On the front lines, here's what the seven stages of severe COVID-19 look like

https://www.yahoo.com/.../op-ed-front-lines-heres...?

We connect you to a ventilator. You are sedated and paralyzed, fed through a feeding tube, hooked to a Foley catheter and a rectal tube.
Not sure if it's the Foley catheter or the rectal tube that sells that.... mmm, marketing really needs to get onto this....
get vaccinated, or Sally from marketing will be asking you fill out a shitty survey monkey page about your Foley/rectal tube experience!!!! if you make it pass the boss on level 7
Rectal tube? FFS
 

LPG

likes thicc birds
So why don't we just open sydney up now? There aren't any active case locations in the last 2 weeks so we obviously beat it!
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I don't understand how the government can pretend that they are doing a decent job and we are on track to open up. The Doherty report very clearly said that effective contact tracing was critical. It actually seemed more critical than vaccination from what I remember.
 

beeb

Dr. Beebenson, PhD HA, ST, Offset (hons)
So what exactly are you trying to show us?
Facts!

Actual report header page.

Dataset 1.

Dataset 2.

Reference to dataset 1, reference to dataset 2, random numbers with no source/relevence pulled from arse.

Mmmmm, Facebook medical journal strikes again... :rolleyes:
 

Freediver

I can go full Karen

leitch

Feelin' a bit rrranty
Alarming study out of the uk
Hey mate, when you’re reading stuff like that, also worth noting that UK has a vaccination rate of something like 80% of the population over 50… so of course most of the COVID deaths in over 50s are in vaccinated people, theres proportionally very few unvaccinated people getting around. The number of deaths would be far higher if none were vaccinated.
 
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