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moorey

Ask me about Piriformis syndrome
My clients often commandeer the radio when I take them out driving. Local shit station often throws a 'golden oldie' in the mix of Ed Sheeran/Tay Tay etc. Its usually a song that I hate for being 'new fangled crap' that is 20 years newer than anything I like. Ok Boomer :(
 

Mr Crudley

Wheel size expert
My clients often commandeer the radio when I take them out driving. Local shit station often throws a 'golden oldie' in the mix of Ed Sheeran/Tay Tay etc. Its usually a song that I hate for being 'new fangled crap' that is 20 years newer than anything I like. Ok Boomer :(
Don't worry sir, I will share some well hidden secrets of success. You can only win clients and influence important people by playing the Eagles 'Life in the fast lane' on your car 8 track and maybe a bit of Huey Lewis. There is no other way.

Preferably pick them up in a four door beige Datsun 120Y with a coat hanger aerial shaped like 'Straya picking up additional brownie points at the laminated wood boardroom table. A matching ivory business shirt with large cuff links coupled with a large mission brown tie to show you are serious for business success. Make sure the ashtray is full of Winfield or B&H butts even if you don't smoke.

Go to the bank and watch the money roll in.
 

pink poodle

Our man isn't in the West
My clients often commandeer the radio when I take them out driving. Local shit station often throws a 'golden oldie' in the mix of Ed Sheeran/Tay Tay etc. Its usually a song that I hate for being 'new fangled crap' that is 20 years newer than anything I like. Ok Boomer :(
I have a new job. Commercial radio is the norm. Bad current hits FM radio...the big ticket song played every hour and those terrible cliche presenters thrown in. I fucking hate it. The formula is as shot now as it was then.
 
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