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moorey

Carte d'or what?
Now I know why you have a big mortgage.
Because I bought big when on sale for 1/3 of what people are paying now…if they could find them? We’ve had numerous discussions about buying up on disposable items when they’re cheap rather than waiting until needed and paying a fortune/waiting months…
But you do you…
 

HamboCairns

Thanks for all the bananas
Because I bought big when on sale for 1/3 of what people are paying now…if they could find them? We’ve had numerous discussions about buying up on disposable items when they’re cheap rather than waiting until needed and paying a fortune/waiting months…
But you do you…
I bought an X10 chain for $26, does that count?

No of course not, I should have bought 10..
 

birddog69

Likes Dirt
Lol. Pushys giving away free Stans sealant with Michelin tyres.

The catch? There are no Michelin tyres to buy.
Just saw that. Don't know about Michelin but thought I might give them a go as tires are a bit hard to find. Sucked in by click bait again.
 

pink poodle

Our man isn't in the West
Imagine how his arse will look when he realises that he overlooked the need for toilet paper while stockpiling those tyres, so resorts to wiping his arse with them...
 

PJO

in me vL comy
I’m not sure they’ll suit. Vegan digestive system will require a mud tire - maybe try a Maxxis Wetscream?


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I think you have it back to front. Using a tyre as toilet paper would require one to which the "mud" will stick.

Edit: what is the optimal pressure for wiping?
 

Dales Cannon

The Olden Dazed
Staff member
I think you have it back to front. Using a tyre as toilet paper would require one to which the "mud" will stick.

Edit: what is the optimal pressure for wiping?
Low Pressure, need that contact patch.
In a totally unrelated conversation a uni mate once uttered the words "I think you need to use rough paper 'down there' to be properly clean". I do not know what was said next by anyone because I had been in the process of taking a drink and blew that out my nose.
 

moorey

Carte d'or what?
Low Pressure, need that contact patch.
In a totally unrelated conversation a uni mate once uttered the words "I think you need to use rough paper 'down there' to be properly clean". I do not know what was said next by anyone because I had been in the process of taking a drink and blew that out my nose.
As opposed to that shiny waxed stuff in public toilets? I’m on his side. Maybe not rough, but with some purchase.
 
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