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If the write up was a little more high brow I'm sure he would snag an poor unsuspecting soul...

The Aristocratic Ebike: A Pinnacle of Pedal-Powered Prowess
  • Propulsion Dynamo: Behold the heart of this noble steed—a 52V, 2.5kW motor, poised to propel you through sylvan trails and sun-dappled glades.
  • Velocity Unleashed: With a top speed of 70 kilometers per hour (or thereabouts, for we are not bound by mere precision), this velocipede dances upon the cusp of audacity.
  • Journey’s Reach: The range, my dear friend, spans a gracious 50 to 80 kilometers, contingent upon your whims and inclinations. Shall you ride with the wind or against it?
  • Cogwheel Symphony: Its nine gears, ensconced within the original cassette, orchestrate a harmonious ballet—ascending peaks or hurtling toward the horizon, as your fancy dictates.
  • Brief Prelude: Alas, its youthful existence—barely five minutes since its creation—hints at untold adventures yet to unfold.
  • Finery of Brakes: Freshly minted four-piston brakes, their rotors floating like gossamer leaves, stand ready to arrest your momentum with aristocratic aplomb (a mere trifle at $500).
  • Motor and Controller Sonata: A brand-new motor and controller, though beset by a recalcitrant controller (fear not, a paltry $40 shall procure its replacement), await your command ($450).
  • Electrifying Elegance: The pièce de résistance—an opulent 52V, 24Ah battery, priced at a princely sum of $1100, promises sustained enchantment.
  • Instruments of Enlightenment: A voltmeter, discreet yet essential, whispers secrets of energy flow ($50).
  • Suspension Serenade: Recently pampered by NS Dynamics, the forks and shock now cradle you in sublime comfort ($500).
  • Metrics and Musings: Behold the trifecta: speed, temperature, and odometer, their display a luminous tableau ($55).
  • Grip Etiquette: New grips, supple as the finest kid leather gloves, await your discerning touch ($40).
  • Frame of Distinction: The specialized Demo 8 II frame, a 26-inch canvas for your exploits, bears the imprimatur of pedigree.
  • Wheels of Destiny: Mavic wheels—front and rear—spin tales of conquest and camaraderie.
  • Whirling Oprocket Sonata: Ah, the custom Modo Oronk, its origins shrouded in mystery, whispers secrets to the wind.
And so, my dear friend, there you have it—a two-wheeled opus, a symphony of speed and style, awaiting your command. ‍♂️✨


Ai not me...
 
fjohn860 said:
If the write up was a little more high brow I'm sure he would snag an poor unsuspecting soul...

The Aristocratic Ebike: A Pinnacle of Pedal-Powered Prowess
  • Propulsion Dynamo: Behold the heart of this noble steed—a 52V, 2.5kW motor, poised to propel you through sylvan trails and sun-dappled glades.
  • Velocity Unleashed: With a top speed of 70 kilometers per hour (or thereabouts, for we are not bound by mere precision), this velocipede dances upon the cusp of audacity.
  • Journey’s Reach: The range, my dear friend, spans a gracious 50 to 80 kilometers, contingent upon your whims and inclinations. Shall you ride with the wind or against it?
  • Cogwheel Symphony: Its nine gears, ensconced within the original cassette, orchestrate a harmonious ballet—ascending peaks or hurtling toward the horizon, as your fancy dictates.
  • Brief Prelude: Alas, its youthful existence—barely five minutes since its creation—hints at untold adventures yet to unfold.
  • Finery of Brakes: Freshly minted four-piston brakes, their rotors floating like gossamer leaves, stand ready to arrest your momentum with aristocratic aplomb (a mere trifle at $500).
  • Motor and Controller Sonata: A brand-new motor and controller, though beset by a recalcitrant controller (fear not, a paltry $40 shall procure its replacement), await your command ($450).
  • Electrifying Elegance: The pièce de résistance—an opulent 52V, 24Ah battery, priced at a princely sum of $1100, promises sustained enchantment.
  • Instruments of Enlightenment: A voltmeter, discreet yet essential, whispers secrets of energy flow ($50).
  • Suspension Serenade: Recently pampered by NS Dynamics, the forks and shock now cradle you in sublime comfort ($500).
  • Metrics and Musings: Behold the trifecta: speed, temperature, and odometer, their display a luminous tableau ($55).
  • Grip Etiquette: New grips, supple as the finest kid leather gloves, await your discerning touch ($40).
  • Frame of Distinction: The specialized Demo 8 II frame, a 26-inch canvas for your exploits, bears the imprimatur of pedigree.
  • Wheels of Destiny: Mavic wheels—front and rear—spin tales of conquest and camaraderie.
  • Whirling Oprocket Sonata: Ah, the custom Modo Oronk, its origins shrouded in mystery, whispers secrets to the wind.
And so, my dear friend, there you have it—a two-wheeled opus, a symphony of speed and style, awaiting your command. ‍♂✨


Ai not me...
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Is there nothing Ai can't do, except give me a wristy :D
 
safreek said:
Is there nothing Ai can't do, except give me a wristy :D
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Got an electric car?
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fjohn860 said:
If the write up was a little more high brow I'm sure he would snag an poor unsuspecting soul...

The Aristocratic Ebike: A Pinnacle of Pedal-Powered Prowess
  • Propulsion Dynamo: Behold the heart of this noble steed—a 52V, 2.5kW motor, poised to propel you through sylvan trails and sun-dappled glades.
  • Velocity Unleashed: With a top speed of 70 kilometers per hour (or thereabouts, for we are not bound by mere precision), this velocipede dances upon the cusp of audacity.
  • Journey’s Reach: The range, my dear friend, spans a gracious 50 to 80 kilometers, contingent upon your whims and inclinations. Shall you ride with the wind or against it?
  • Cogwheel Symphony: Its nine gears, ensconced within the original cassette, orchestrate a harmonious ballet—ascending peaks or hurtling toward the horizon, as your fancy dictates.
  • Brief Prelude: Alas, its youthful existence—barely five minutes since its creation—hints at untold adventures yet to unfold.
  • Finery of Brakes: Freshly minted four-piston brakes, their rotors floating like gossamer leaves, stand ready to arrest your momentum with aristocratic aplomb (a mere trifle at $500).
  • Motor and Controller Sonata: A brand-new motor and controller, though beset by a recalcitrant controller (fear not, a paltry $40 shall procure its replacement), await your command ($450).
  • Electrifying Elegance: The pièce de résistance—an opulent 52V, 24Ah battery, priced at a princely sum of $1100, promises sustained enchantment.
  • Instruments of Enlightenment: A voltmeter, discreet yet essential, whispers secrets of energy flow ($50).
  • Suspension Serenade: Recently pampered by NS Dynamics, the forks and shock now cradle you in sublime comfort ($500).
  • Metrics and Musings: Behold the trifecta: speed, temperature, and odometer, their display a luminous tableau ($55).
  • Grip Etiquette: New grips, supple as the finest kid leather gloves, await your discerning touch ($40).
  • Frame of Distinction: The specialized Demo 8 II frame, a 26-inch canvas for your exploits, bears the imprimatur of pedigree.
  • Wheels of Destiny: Mavic wheels—front and rear—spin tales of conquest and camaraderie.
  • Whirling Oprocket Sonata: Ah, the custom Modo Oronk, its origins shrouded in mystery, whispers secrets to the wind.
And so, my dear friend, there you have it—a two-wheeled opus, a symphony of speed and style, awaiting your command. ‍♂✨


Ai not me...
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this is absolute gold.
 
I'm not throwing stones as this is a freebie. Kudos for offering it.

Must be the short wheelbase, fast steering model. The lack of saddle hints it may or may not have been a trials bike......... maybe.........
Either way, it must have had an interesting past.
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pink poodle said:
the absemce of seat marks this one as a spronting bike rather than trials bike @Mr Crudley . From the looks of things they were travelling at mach fuckme when a collision occurred.
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I prefer to picture a huge trials day somewhere in Northern Spain leaping off boulders until forks gave in and made a self adjustment, ............well, even if you are likely to be right there :)
 
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