Douche Listing of the Day - Post them here.

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Lucky for all they showed restraint. Clearly they are classy, have good taste, and know quality.

Can't impress your friends without that emblem. I can pick quite a few houses around here that would be great fit for said seats of German logo tribute.
Perfect match for the Mercedes perfume that must smell like diesel and axle grease to remain true to its origins.

Sigh...........................
 
What he's not telling you, is that they have to be 'de-arsed', every 10,000 farts, using only unobtanium Mercedes sofa wax.
That's $4k alone. God forbid any guests should actually follow through and touch cloth. Then you're up for a full valet....
 
What he's not telling you, is that they have to be 'de-arsed', every 10,000 farts, using only unobtanium Mercedes sofa wax.
That's $4k alone. God forbid any guests should actually follow through and touch cloth. Then you're up for a full valet incineration and replacement.
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