Douche Listing of the Day - Post them here.

[pink poodle]

Looks like a rear bike! The outfit though...wtf! You roadies are wierd.

 

[Isildur]

Oh god it's a Transition. Good thing you jumped ship @Ultra Lord.

Transition... small wheels... silly tyres with no grip... hiding his face... Dear god it's a Melbourne @pink poodle

Except, it's not... Look closer. Although careful of copping an eyeful of nuts if you do!

The linkages aren't quite right, It's a knock-off he's built up himself. I missed the Tranny logo, means he's even had it painted to match!

99% sure on this, as I replied to his FB comment with that picture.

 

[ausdb]

Needs more steerer.

Is that anything like Needs more cowbell?

 

[rangersac]

'Da Fuk?

 

[pink poodle]

That is an ugly looking bike.

 

[tobbogonist]

'Da Fuk?

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Man that blurb bit reads like the marketing guys at my old job used to talk.

 

[Mr Crudley]

'Da Fuk?

I remember these things when upmarket car makers somehow needed a special looking bike to complement their greatness.
Meanwhile I'm thinking, 'What does Porsche know about MTB's anyhow?'

At least the Porsche looks more righteous than the HSV MTB offering.
Single pivot or not, it just looks like a terrible big box bike with some stickers.

 

[Litenbror]

I remember these things when upmarket car makers somehow needed a special looking bike to complement their greatness.
Meanwhile I'm thinking, 'What does Porsche know about MTB's anyhow?'

At least the Porsche looks more righteous than the HSV MTB offering.
Single pivot or not, it just looks like a terrible big box bike with some stickers.

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Looks just like a HSV to me.

 

[CHEWY]

 

[Jpez]

'Da Fuk?

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He’s dropped the price from 4K. Told the peanut gallery when they giggled they had no idea what amazing piece of mtb history And mind blowing tech they were looking at And then posted a link to some place on another planet I guess where people are ‘trying’ to sell them for up To 8k I think it was.
Yes a true douche

 

[moorey]

Looks just like a HSV to me.

I suspect its a VK Brock commodore Or some bogan shit I know NFI about

 

[Litenbror]

I suspect its a VK Brock commodore Or some bogan shit I know NFI about

... it just looks like a terrible big box bike with some stickers.

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Yep pretty much all (insert car brand here) special editions.

 

[Isildur]

Not bike related but had to post... thankfully, the first comment thread takes the piss completely, somewhat restoring my faith in humanity.

 

[pink poodle]

I'm pretty sure that is a crocodile's fossilized head.

 

[iconic]

I had to google this

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[pink poodle]

You were googling for sex dungeon equipment? Or you didn't know what that was for?

 

[mike14]

I had to google this

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Yeah it looks cool, but you can still only store two bikes on it....

 

[iconic]

You were googling for sex dungeon equipment? Or you didn't know what that was for?

Wasn't sure its proper title was a st Andrews cross. Am now enlightened

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[pink poodle]

Wasn't sure its proper title was a st Andrews cross. Am now enlightened

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Not to be confused with the St Peter's cross.

 

[HamboCairns]

Or Jesus' cross, if you're on one of those, you're truly fucked.