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Freediver
I can go full Karen
You must be just a little younger, $1.99 for us in our school days."Two buck chuck" is what they were known as.
Ultra Lord
Hurts. Requires Money. And is nerdy.
Wtf’s spumante?
Bloody boomers and their shitty teenage decisions.
Bloody boomers and their shitty teenage decisions.
pink poodle
気が狂っている男
Ultra Lord
Hurts. Requires Money. And is nerdy.
Trust a boomer to pull the ol’ “I’m not a boomer, HE’S a boomer!”
pink poodle
気が狂っている男
I'll boom you.
hifiandmtb
Sphincter beanie
Suck shit to that 4WD.
Flow-Rider
Burner
hifiandmtb
Sphincter beanie
Bring on autonomous vehicles - the flesh monkey cannot be trusted:
DMan
shawly the least hangeriest guy on rotorburn
Yeah, I'm with you.
DMan
shawly the least hangeriest guy on rotorburn
What would you know? Aren't you like 14
Ultra Lord
Hurts. Requires Money. And is nerdy.
14x2.
I know too much. I was a salty teen, now I’ve matured ungracefully into being “well seasoned“.
DMan
shawly the least hangeriest guy on rotorburn
Still a baby really then
Ultra Lord
Hurts. Requires Money. And is nerdy.
With a 70yr old’s back. Going through a separation I didn’t want, with solicitors eating my moneys (she rejected the agreement AGAIN! Fml).
Those are middle aged peoples problems ffs. “It’s all downhill from 30 ultra lord, you just wait” fuck off it’s shit now too.
I just wanna ride bikes and not lose my house.
pink poodle
気が狂っている男
Pfffffft...just wait til you become jerky.
FYI - 28 is a good time to free up. The next couple of years are the premium time to really fuck your back up! Once you creep past 30 that scope really narrows.
Sucks about the finalisation dragging on. Unfortunate that she can't see a sooner resolution results in less money being pissed away on lawyers.
Asininedrivel
caviar connoisseur
Sorry to hear things are so very shit mate. If it's any consolation (it won't be but anyway) I call total crap on the "downhill after 30" analogy. Being in your thirties is just like being in your 20s. Except you have confidence. And smart. And slightly more money. It's fucking rad.
Ultra Lord
Hurts. Requires Money. And is nerdy.
She can. She’s decided she’s not done twisting the knife yet is all.
In unrelated news I’ve got a new batch of jerky brining away nicely atm.
Daniel Hale
She fid, he fid, I fidn't
what’s interesting is the software will have to be programmed to decides who is more worth saving in unavoidable accident, eg if there is a kid on left, old guy on right it will swerve to the right to save the kid, i don’t think the software is smart enough yet to work out if a car has 3 kids, it will avoid and hit a cyclist, but it can avoid a bus or there is a choice of hitting bus or car
hifiandmtb
Sphincter beanie
You are thinking about the difficult scenarios.
This is not one.
I'm prepared to deal with the difficult scenarios to eliminate the 99% of shit crashes caused by flesh monkeys.
This is not one.
I'm prepared to deal with the difficult scenarios to eliminate the 99% of shit crashes caused by flesh monkeys.