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fjohn860

Alice in diaperland
Directed at this fellas parents, not him.
Who the fuck would name their child "Peter" with a last name like that, seriously.

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A Mate's last name is Dick and whenever someone he was introduced to at parties asked "it must've been difficult in high school with a last name like that?" He would reply "nah wasn't too bad for me and my brothers, my sister Afeelia however..."

He would usually get a good 5mins into the conversation with the random person before they realised he was bullshitting haha
 

safreek

*******
I want to know why saffy was getting hambo to find paedo's.
To be honest I saw the chief minister in NT last name was fyles so obviously I thought no one would name their child Peter with that last name. Sadly I was wrong.
My partner said only I would hambo that but surely others must wonder
 

Dales Cannon

lightbrain about 4pm
Staff member
To be honest I saw the chief minister in NT last name was fyles so obviously I thought no one would name their child Peter with that last name. Sadly I was wrong.
My partner said only I would hambo that but surely others must wonder
Some people I have met in real life:
Richard (Dick) Puller
Hugh Jorgan (I stole this for a second log in somewhere)
Jack Dorf (Might have made this up)
Storm Warning (lady person)
Helen Wheels
Jenny Taylor
William (Will) Knot
And while I haven't met her who could forget
Kate Micucci's sister Patricia
 

pink poodle

気が狂っている男
Some people I have met in real life:
Richard (Dick) Puller
Hugh Jorgan (I stole this for a second log in somewhere)
Jack Dorf (Might have made this up)
Storm Warning (lady person)
Helen Wheels
Jenny Taylor
William (Will) Knot
And while I haven't met her who could forget
Kate Micucci's sister Patricia
A high school teacher of mine - Dick Cramp

A former local politician - Dick Face
 
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