Stats Q and A
*How many people will run a red light whilst your on the way to the bottle o? Around the world there will be hundreds but you should be safe.
*Turning left, what is the chance of you hitting the gutter? 0% unless you are perving to the right.
*What is the chance of you meandering in thought and thus be photoed in offence within 1 year? Fuck'n heaps.
*Why should you watch all quarters
constantly to avoiding collision? 50% wont be.
*When going down hill on the freeway, why do people put their brakes on? 10% are scared of speed, 10% their car is shite, 20% scared of fines. Anyone else has shares in Bendix.
* How cool do you look in your car? 0%, It's only when you get out that matters.
Disclaimer: All percentages are perception only.