Spanky_Ham
Porcinus Slappius
A hoi hoi there Rotoburnians....
Spanky has a small request to ask of the rotoburnian community for help!
and it goes a little something like this.....
In the last few years, while spanky has gone riding in the local boondogs he's occasionally runs into Darius...Darius is a HUGE person (read:fat) and probably has the mental capacity of a 7 year old kid... he's on a pension and rides around with a trailer hanging off the back of his bike. Darius would pilot his brakeless, gearless, rust infected, munted huffy round the bush following spanky... chatting aimlessly to himself and the horse (long story)... anyway, recently the Huffy has passed on... well, it has passed on many moons ago but Darius seemed to keep dragging its sorry arse around, but now its completely non functional... when it died, spanky lent him his BigHit to get around on... but, well, other people kept trying to take it off him and the police didn't believe I'd lent it to him... so ended up being a bit of trouble for Darius.... also the hanger for Darius' bike trailer wouldn't fit the bighit chainstay... which was the only thing Darius could fault with the bighit
So (sorry this is so long) spanky saw on Farkin, what he thought would be a good bike for Darius to toodle round the streets on... and he's bought it for him.... now... the bike is in Newcastle... and cause I (yes, spanky's meat sock) has taken on 7 days a week work + study until next february... getting the bike back down to sydney (without spending any more money - spanky won't be asking Darius for money... this will be his Xmas present) is looking to be an issue...and spanky really wants to do something good... well, for once. Gotta start somewhere.
So, if anyone regularly travels between newcastle and sydney and is willing to help spanky out... that would be appreciated. Spanky will be sure to reward everyone involved... with the empty but oily bags from his last chiko assault, or possibly some homebrew.... or you too can just enjoy the warm glow of feeling good ***... knowing your helped Farkin up the world, just a little bit.....
Thanks in Advance.
Spanky Ham and Co....
p.s. if the mods feel this request from spanky is inappropriate, please feel free to lock and/or delete.....
*** Spanky has only heard of this affect....
Spanky has a small request to ask of the rotoburnian community for help!
and it goes a little something like this.....
In the last few years, while spanky has gone riding in the local boondogs he's occasionally runs into Darius...Darius is a HUGE person (read:fat) and probably has the mental capacity of a 7 year old kid... he's on a pension and rides around with a trailer hanging off the back of his bike. Darius would pilot his brakeless, gearless, rust infected, munted huffy round the bush following spanky... chatting aimlessly to himself and the horse (long story)... anyway, recently the Huffy has passed on... well, it has passed on many moons ago but Darius seemed to keep dragging its sorry arse around, but now its completely non functional... when it died, spanky lent him his BigHit to get around on... but, well, other people kept trying to take it off him and the police didn't believe I'd lent it to him... so ended up being a bit of trouble for Darius.... also the hanger for Darius' bike trailer wouldn't fit the bighit chainstay... which was the only thing Darius could fault with the bighit
So (sorry this is so long) spanky saw on Farkin, what he thought would be a good bike for Darius to toodle round the streets on... and he's bought it for him.... now... the bike is in Newcastle... and cause I (yes, spanky's meat sock) has taken on 7 days a week work + study until next february... getting the bike back down to sydney (without spending any more money - spanky won't be asking Darius for money... this will be his Xmas present) is looking to be an issue...and spanky really wants to do something good... well, for once. Gotta start somewhere.
So, if anyone regularly travels between newcastle and sydney and is willing to help spanky out... that would be appreciated. Spanky will be sure to reward everyone involved... with the empty but oily bags from his last chiko assault, or possibly some homebrew.... or you too can just enjoy the warm glow of feeling good ***... knowing your helped Farkin up the world, just a little bit.....
Thanks in Advance.
Spanky Ham and Co....
p.s. if the mods feel this request from spanky is inappropriate, please feel free to lock and/or delete.....
*** Spanky has only heard of this affect....
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