Ultra Lord
Hurts. Requires Money. And is nerdy.
I fully endorse short travel fun bikes. It’ll be a ripperAfter much looking and comparing I've pretty much decided on a Norco Optic, last years A1 version is available at a price that allows for some upgrades to end up with a spec to my liking. The Trek Fuel 8 is second, and the 15% BUPA discount hard to ignore, but the Optic's more lively ride (as described in various reviews) seems to fit in better with what I want from a new bike.