Funny stuff my kid says

[mas2]

Listening to the radio with the boys in the car on the way home from school.
The N word was used.
Youngest looks at me horrified and says "did they just say the N word?"
Me - "Yeh... but it's okay because their black."
Him - "So they can just say it anytime they want?"
Me - "Yep"
Eldest son - "Just like we can use the C word whenever we want"

As a follow up today he said there's a black kid in his class giving out N word passes that allow you to say it 10 times.

 

[mas2]

Walking into the shops with my youngest whose in grade 6 and was looking a bit down

Him - I'm sick of society
Me - What exactly about it is upsetting you?
Him - Just things like fat shaming and stuff. I'm just sick of it.
Me - Did something happen?
Him (thinks for a bit then) - Sometimes I think people just look at me. They look at me and think - that's the fat dads son.

 

[shiny]

Walking into the shops with my youngest whose in grade 6 and was looking a bit down

Him - I'm sick of society
Me - What exactly about it is upsetting you?
Him - Just things like fat shaming and stuff. I'm just sick of it.
Me - Did something happen?
Him (thinks for a bit then) - Sometimes I think people just look at me. They look at me and think - that's the fat dads son.

Did you leave him at the shops?

 

[mas2]

Did you leave him at the shops?

Took absolutely everything in me not to laugh.

 

[caad9]

Did you leave him at the shops?

Left him and got more ice cream, I hope

 

[ashes_mtb]

“Hawk tuah”

My 11yr old whenever he sneezes.

 

[mike14]

“Hawk tuah”

My 11yr old whenever he sneezes.

My soon to be 13 year old starting saying this a lot about 8 weeks ago.
Words were had...

 

[Jpez]

So my 10 year is having trouble falling asleep so I go to her door and repeat the usual ‘just relax you’ll get there eventually etc etc and she’s just looking at me- backlit from the hall way light. Just silence. “What are you thinking about?” I say. Thinking she’s got something on her mind.
Without a hint of malice she says “ I was just thinking how big your ears are.”
Why you little…. Grrr.

 

[shiny]

My youngest whom is at a new school which plays a song to signal start end of school recess etc

‘Dad in the olden days you had a bell at school that had a rope didn’t you…..’

Wellll you little turd……

 

[LPG]

Had a good one the other day, I believe he had learnt about caterpillars at preschool. Mr 3yo was sitting on the toilet looking at his penis "I hope my penis doesn't turn into a butterfly"

 

[tubby74]

both funny and sad

younger kids footie team hadn't won a game yet this year, but put it all together yesterday to win by 120 points against a mid-table side. Older kids comment - damn you won by a rent increase

 

[tubby74]

4.4 earthquake in NSW last night. asked my kid if he felt anything, he looked at me and said thats just normal any time you sit down

 

[richie_gt]

My 5 year old boy in the car yesterday "That girl is smoking a cigarette. I don't smoke cigarettes. You don't buy me any cigarettes, that's why I don't smoke". Wowsers

 

[Oddjob]

4.4 earthquake in NSW last night. asked my kid if he felt anything, he looked at me and said thats just normal any time you sit down

You must have been fucking proud. I've only been able to give me boys the golden snark slow clap of appreciation a few times.

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[SlowManiac]