Knuckles
Lives under a bridge
Uncle touchy?Kids love bad uncle!
Uncle touchy?Kids love bad uncle!
Not bad lile uncle Rolf :fear:Uncle touchy?
Too selfish to take the time to listen.haakons kids say some funny shit...but he doesn't understand.
That is farkin hilariousI've got nothing to ad, but it did remind me of this beauty.
https://youtu.be/_RW_fIWuG2c
Just tell her it was a cold day. Works for me. Even in summerWas at a kids party on Saturday, had to take the five year old daughter to the toilet (her mother was too drunk to do it, WTF??). After she finished told her to wait while I had a leak. Heard the door open behind me, then "I'm going daddy, but don't worry, I'll shut the door, because if someone sees your penis, they might be disappointed..." :click:
Time to cut back mummy daughter time.
#knuckleswasadrunkenchunt
Hahahahahaha....... gold.Was at a kids party on Saturday, had to take the five year old daughter to the toilet (her mother was too drunk to do it, WTF??). After she finished told her to wait while I had a leak. Heard the door open behind me, then "I'm going daddy, but don't worry, I'll shut the door, because if someone sees your penis, they might be disappointed..." :click:
Time to cut back mummy daughter time.
#knuckleswasadrunkenchunt
Never worry that your child hasn't started talking, once they do, they don't shut up and your ego is fucked.Hahahahahaha....... gold.
:heh: smartarse is geneticWas at a kids party on Saturday, had to take the five year old daughter to the toilet (her mother was too drunk to do it, WTF??). After she finished told her to wait while I had a leak. Heard the door open behind me, then "I'm going daddy, but don't worry, I'll shut the door, because if someone sees your penis, they might be disappointed..." :click:
Time to cut back mummy daughter time.
#knuckleswasadrunkenchunt
Girls learn very quickly that soap and the privates are not friends! Mum of course reinforces the lesson.Four year old daughter in the bath. "Daddy I don't wash with that soap because it makes my vulva itchy."
At least she's anatomically correct...
Works well for you?