5yo son was grinding away on the bed then got up and went to take a piss in our bathroom. I’m in there and he looks up at me and says “look at my willy, it so big, it’s so fat”. He had this dodgy porn star tone in his voice.
I had to walk away from that one to have a giggle and tell the missus.
I had to walk away from that one to have a giggle and tell the missus.