Funny stuff my kid says

creaky

I used to own a dildo repair shop
5yo son was grinding away on the bed then got up and went to take a piss in our bathroom. I’m in there and he looks up at me and says “look at my willy, it so big, it’s so fat”. He had this dodgy porn star tone in his voice.

I had to walk away from that one to have a giggle and tell the missus.
 

DMan

Top Bloke
5yo son was grinding away on the bed then got up and went to take a piss in our bathroom. I’m in there and he looks up at me and says “look at my willy, it so big, it’s so fat”. He had this dodgy porn star tone in his voice.

I had to walk away from that one to have a giggle and tell the missus.
Maybe you and the missus shouldn't watch any more porn together while he's still awake?
 

hellmansam

Likes Dirt
Pelican post in the other section reminded me of one of the best things I've ever seen was a Japanese tourist at Monkey Mia trying to get close to a pelican for a photo, Mrs and I looking on as our 2 1/2 year old boy who was nearby watching with interest and cracked up laughing when the pelican mock charged and scared the crap out of the tourist.
 

stirk

Wheel size expert
@Cardy George Ha! That's funny!

My daughter just said to me...

Dad, my private parts beat like a heart.

Took a few moments for me to overcome a WTF moment before I realised she was referring to blood pulse, I hope....

Can't say I've been sitting watching TV and felt a pulse in my loins, guess what I'll be asking the missus when she's comes home!
 
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