Funny stuff my kid says

downunderdallas

Likes Dirt
Actually my wife... Just got home from a ride and I was complaining about putting a big scratch on my seat stay from a rock, I corrected myself because I said chainstay first. Then the Mrs said if that's the seat stay and that's the chain stay how come it's a saddle not a bum stay ??!!
 

Plankosaurus

Hydraulic Jack specialist
Mr 4: What the hell?
Me: Don't say 'hell'.
Mr 4: Why, is it a swear word?
Me: Yeah, kinda.
Mr 4: No, swearing is called "fuck".

Luckily I was walking out of the room and he didn't see me stifle my laughter.
You should have seen me trying to keep a straight face at the dinner table after the kids had heard me working on the car all day.

"Daddy, what's the fucken?"
*Points something on the shelf"
"Is that the fucken?"

I couldn't answer, reckon I might have been about the colour of a cricket ball trying not to fall over laughing


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Cardy George

Is not in gaol
Mr 4: What the hell?
Me: Don't say 'hell'.
Mr 4: Why, is it a swear word?
Me: Yeah, kinda.
Mr 4: No, swearing is called "fuck".

Luckily I was walking out of the room and he didn't see me stifle my laughter.
Over the last couple weeks Little Sender, who's all of 8, has been trotting out "What the hell" regularly, and is quite brazen in describing his older brothers as arseholes.

Don't tell Haarkers, but I think we've found the family tradie
 

Jpez

Is bad
Mr 4: What the hell?
Me: Don't say 'hell'.
Mr 4: Why, is it a swear word?
Me: Yeah, kinda.
Mr 4: No, swearing is called "fuck".

Luckily I was walking out of the room and he didn't see me stifle my laughter.
Miss 5 has been watching Nats what I reckon Death to jar sauce videos with us. I think that makes us bad parents. Not sure yet.
 

Cardy George

Is not in gaol
Miss 5 has been watching Nats what I reckon Death to jar sauce videos with us. I think that makes us bad parents. Not sure yet.
Fuck no. Our kids have been schooled about where's an appropriate place to use it. And if they're on the trampoline it's a free for all. Plus Mrs George and I swear at them, they really have no hope.
 

Ultra Lord

Beanie Fitment Specialist
I had to google the name. What a character!
I thought it might have been the real name of Ozzyman reviews that she’s already heard plenty of.
We’re all on the road to destination fucked!
Check out his podcast “powerful truth angels”.

I love the dude but fuck, he’s a mess.
 
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