Funny stuff my kid says

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Mr Greenfield
“What’s care free mum” says miss 10 to her mum, as mums cooking dinner, stacking the dish washer and drinking a tee.

The 5 emotions I witnessed via body language in the few moments of silence was golden as she realised the 6yo’s were in ear shot.
 

sane

Likes Bikes and Dirt
Things I never thought I’d hear my kids say.

Went for a walk with the youngest this arvo and when we got home she was hitting me up for some iPad time. I say, come on, you’ve had enough time on that thing today. She turns to me and says, but dad I haven’t played iPad since the earthquake. Floored
 

stirk

Burner
Me trying to help the 9 year old with some school work, "c'mon buddy, you know this."
His reply (totally deadpan), "no I don't dad, the education system has failed me..."

No idea where it came from but I couldn't stop laughing for about 5 mins
For us right now in lockdown us parents are the education system!

The kids school just sent us a recognition award for home schooling efforts, now that made me laugh. I can relate to this.
 

beeb

Dr. Beebenson, PhD HA, ST, Offset (hons)
Kid 1's joke of the day...

Two wind turbines are standing in a field.
WT1 - What sort of music do you like listening to?
WT2 - I'm a big metal fan.
Techincally incorrect, but I do love a pun!
 
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