head lines don't get better than this

[MrCove]

you really couldn't make this up

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/national/2013/09/03/06/01/dwarf-claims-to-have-been-set-alight-by-st-kilda-player

 

[moorey]

Belongs in YLYL, but too good for that.

 

[frenchman]

I'd say anything from the NT news is pretty up there