i feel special

Wattsy

Hornsby Cycles
chekc this out, i got a new one of the nigerian email's, except it's american this time. read on

Mr. Patrick Chan. :( patrchan_000@yahoo.com.hk)

Good Day,

I am Mr. Patrick K. W. Chan. Executive Director and Chief Financial Officer of the Hang Seng Bank Ltd. I have a concealed business suggestion for you.

Our client Gen. Samir Abi Rahman who was with the Iraqi forces and also businessman made a numbered fixed deposit for 18 calendar months before the U.S and Iraqi war, with a value of Twenty Four million Five Hundred Thousand United State Dollars only in my branch. Upon maturity several notices was sent to him, even during the war which began in 2003. Again after the war another notification was sent and still no response came from him. We later found out that the General along with his wife and only daughter had been killed during the war in a bomb blast that hit their home.

After further investigation it was also discovered that Gen. Samir Abi Rahman did not declare any next of kin in his official papers including the paper work of his bank deposit. And he also confided in me the last time he was at my office that no one except me knew of his deposit in my bank. So, Twenty Four million Five Hundred Thousand United State Dollars is still lying in my bank and no one will ever come forward to claim it. What bothers me most is that according to the laws of my country at the expiration 5 years the funds will revert to the ownership of the Hong Kong Government if nobody applies to claim the funds. Against this backdrop, my suggestion to you is that I will like you as a foreigner to stand as the next of kin to Gen. Samir Abi Rahman so that you will be able to receive his funds.

MODALITIES:
I want you to know that I have had everything planned out so that we shall come out successful. I have an attorney that will prepare the necessary document that will back you up as the next of kin to Gen. Samir Abi Rahman. After you have been made the next of
kin, the attorney will also fill in for claims on your behalf and secure the necessary approval from my country’s probate in your favor for the move of the funds to an account that will be provided by you. There is no risk involved at all in this matter, as we are going to adopt a legalized method and the attorney will prepare all the necessary documents.

Please endeavor to observe utmost discretion in all matters concerning this issue. Once the funds have been transferred to your nominated bank account we shall then share in the ratio of 60% for me, 40% for you.

Should you be interested please send me your,
1, Full names,
2, private phone number,
3, current residential address,
And I will prefer you reach me on my private email address below:
(patrchan_000@yahoo.com.hk) and finally after that I shall provide you with more details of this operation.

Your earliest response to this letter will be appreciated.

Kind Regards,
Mr. Patrick Chan.


i just sent my details through, screw you guys im gonna be a millionare. sarcasm for those who are a little slow
 

Dozer

Heavy machinery.
Staff member
Geez mate, I never knew you had an Iraqi brother. I'm sorry to hear he and his family were killed by a bomb blast but I'm sure your new wealth will make it a bit more bearable.

Imagine if one of these days one of these damn emails actually worked and all of a sudden you have millions of dollars in your bank account. I shotty first dibs on a new bike with your cash!:rolleyes:
 

arpit

Banned
Yeah. You are special. Like that kid in preschool who the teacher told us to be nice to :)

Dude, those emails are fake. Believe me.


Oh btw...

FS:
Item: Extra large underwear
Location: Sydney
Item Condition: Almost new
Reason for selling: Email promises were fake
Price and price conditions: Offers
Extra Info: White. Bonds.
Pictures: Coming soon
 

Matt H

Eats Squid
Well santa claus is real. The idea was modeled on st. nick by coca cola in the 1920's or something and he was originally used as a marketing tool. He wears red and white because it's the company colours

Don't you feel corrupted now?
:p
 

Ham

Likes Bikes and Dirt
the funniest bit is he sounds all official but has a yahoo email address
 

tu plang

knob
Dude, those emails are fake. Believe me.
Why should i believe you any more than i believe Pat? (We are on a first name basis now.) You are both on the internet and therefore must be true, however while all you offer is your arrogant opinions (one that is seemingly naive to any form of irony or sarcasm) he is offering me almost US$10m.
 
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Hamsta

Likes Bikes and Dirt
Heres the true nature of the email:

1. Person provides personal information
2. Person is subsequently killed by extremist group
3. Member of extremist group adopts deceased persons identity
4. Extremist can now move freely within Australian society and commit terrorist acts

Pretty simple but cunning hey:cool:
 

'Ross

Eats Squid
Why should i believe you any more than i believe Pat? (We are on a first name basis now.) You are both on the internet and therefore must be true, however while all you offer is your arrogant opinions (one that is seemingly naive to any form of irony or sarcasm) where as he is offering me almost US$10m.
Emm, common sense perhaps?

If not how about we stop speculating and you take up the proposition of your newly found friend 'Pat' by sending the information he requests to his email adress;) When you recieve your US 10mil please feel absolutely free to mock me and gloat about your newfound wealth and post up another brooklyn or some other mad bike.
 

tu plang

knob
Emm, common sense perhaps?

If not how about we stop speculating and you take up the proposition of your newly found friend 'Pat' by sending the information he requests to his email adress;) When you recieve your US 10mil please feel absolutely free to mock me and gloat about your newfound wealth and post up another brooklyn or some other mad bike.
holy moly. you're going to the naughty corner. you and arpit play nice now.
 

sichux

Banned
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Someone put money into them for me, i will give you 75% of the profits lololol
 
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