Jokes Thread.

Enough with the crap jokes already. For forks' sake~


Anyway... Why couldn't the baby walk through the door?
 
Adrian said:
Enough with the crap jokes already. For forks' sake~


Anyway... Why couldn't the baby walk through the door?
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Because dead/mutilated baby jokes are one of the things that can get you temp banned here?

(Not trying to backseat moderate, just letting you know in case you didn't)
 
BigHair said:
Whats that?


:p
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Did i see you on saturday dude? I was at garden city, in woolworths (or it might have been coles). I was going into an aisle searching for something and i think i saw you coming out of it. I glanced and thought i knew the face but i couldn't quite put my finger on it.

Or am i going mad?
 
My girlfriend has left me a note:

"I'm leaving you because you're so stupid and bigoted."

Well I'm not stupid, I'm just dyslexic. And I can't help it if I have big toes.
 
John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!"

That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!

He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best toast of the night."

She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?"

John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife."

"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.

The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner.

The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary."

She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he's only be in there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."
 
a funny one

i dont want to offend anyone, its just funny

Three Girls are sitting at the park with their mothers.

The first girl asks her mother, "mum, why is my name Rose?''
The mother replies, ''because when you were a baby a rose petal fell on your head."

Then the second girl asks her mother, "mum why is my name Violet?"
The mother replies, "because when you were a baby a violet petal fell on your head."

Then the third girl says, "murrrrrrbrrrrrrrurrrrrbrrrrrrrrurrrrrrmurrrrrr"
the mother says, "shutup Fridge!":D
 
Theres a kid little Johnny he is sitting in his grade 3 class when the teacher asks can anyone say a word with 3 sylobles. Johnny puts up his hand and the teacher says "yes Johnny".Johnny replies"masturbate miss!". The teacher says"Oh thats a mouthful johnny". Johnny replies"No,your thinking of a blow job miss". LOL?:rolleyes:
 
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