where do I belong ?
I am very lame, and also a fuckwit ( see fuckwit page ). I'll see who I offend here.
I am old and fat enough to have been frequently humiliated, when triathlon was a new " thing ", by a kid from Mirriwinni, called Brad Beven. Marcel Dekivieth gave him some though, and he was older than me.
O.k so not mtb, and we precious folk can't cross the line.
A while ago.
Came down Copperlode range ( bitumen ), on road bikes, at froot loop speed, with some guy named Sean McCarroll. Apparently he rode a mountain bike sometime. Freak skills.
On a training ride up the wiggly bitumen of the Gillies range, came across a really nice young fellow, doing the same thing, who introduced himself as Mick Hannah.
Some kid up here wrestled crocodiles for a trophy. Calls himself Adam Hansen. I haven't met him since he was a kid, so doesn't really count.
But my kids have Hanseeno jerseys and stop me ranting as soon as I start. Yep I'm a fan.
What he is achieving on a roadie is, without misusing the word, legendary.
So I'll just take my mobility scooter down to the bowls club, and have a shandie or two.