Lamest line in a song

EastsideZero

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We've had "favourite line in a song", how about the lamest, most cheesy line. What song lyric makes you laugh/cringe when you hear it?

I'll kick it off with -

Nickelback - Figured You Out

I like your pants around your feet
I like the dirt that's on your knees
And I like the way you still say please
While you're looking up at me
You're like my favourite damn disease

Truly purile and sad, desperately trying to give 'emselves some attitude. AOR at it worst.


Silverchair - Ana's Song (Open Fire)

And you're my obsession
I love you to the bones
And Ana wrecks your life
Like an Anorexia life


Silverchair - Freak

No more maybes
Your baby's got rabies
Sitting on a bull
In the middle of the Andes

Silverchair. Could've posted up almost all of thier lyrics! What more do i have to say! Still writes like he's a 15 year old high school kid. (No offence to all you youngens out there:D )

Yeah it picked a couple of easy targets to start, but there is so much more out there...

So let 'em rip everyone.


Boom boom boom, lets go back to my room
So we can do it all night, and you can make me feel right!

Gold, pure gold! Ha Ha, 10 points if you can name this song & artist
 

tu plang

knob
venga boys - boom boom boom boom.

i really hate black fingernails, red wine. the first time i heard that song i sat there and knew every word that was coming. it was just like they picked the most obvious words they could that rhymed with no regard given to meaning.
 

LyonsDJmetalheaD

Likes Bikes
some rap song (no offence)

And the ni**ers and the homeys lept out in frunna me said I aint got the stash we ride to find till we go to ash. Rap lyrics are lame and degrading.
 
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EastsideZero

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venga boys - boom boom boom boom.

i really hate black fingernails, red wine. the first time i heard that song i sat there and knew every word that was coming. it was just like they picked the most obvious words they could that rhymed with no regard given to meaning.
Venga Boys Vids were pretty good with the sound turned down. Was that an answer to the bonus question? If it was ... i am sorry to say you are incorrect.

Eskimo Joe, thier best song is the one they said they will never play again...
I could never wear that sweater.... (Continues singing in half drunken stupor, damn i love Strongbow! C/towns finest drop!!)
 

v1llage1d1ot

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The BEST Lyric

This isn't the shittest, I reckon its an ace lyric.

"I don't Kiss n Tell
Instead I fuck 'em and brag"
 

Breaka

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Nickelback - Figured You Out

I like your pants around your feet
I like the dirt that's on your knees
And I like the way you still say please
While you're looking up at me
You're like my favourite damn disease

Truly purile and sad, desperately trying to give 'emselves some attitude. AOR at it worst.


Silverchair - Ana's Song (Open Fire)

And you're my obsession
I love you to the bones
And Ana wrecks your life
Like an Anorexia life


Silverchair - Freak

No more maybes
Your baby's got rabies
Sitting on a bull
In the middle of the Andes

Silverchair. Could've posted up almost all of thier lyrics! What more do i have to say! Still writes like he's a 15 year old high school kid. (No offence to all you youngens out there:D )


Can't agree more with the nickelback one. However, Silverchair is a pretty god damn awesome band. And yes, those songs written by Daniel Johns do sound like they have been written by a 15 year old..............probably because they pretty much were!!:D

Jesus, I could write up all the lyrics of all the songs sitting in the top 10 songs that are sitting on Video Hits....but I guess I will have to narrow it down to a few lines.

"At night we're painting your trash gold while you sleep
Crashing not like hips or cars*,
No, more like p-p-p-parties"

Fall out boy- This ain't a scene, it's an arms race.
 

Chamelion

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Ging Gang Gooli written by Robert Baden-Powell.

Ging gang goolie goolie goolie goolie watcha,
Ging gang goo, ging gang goo.
Ging gang goolie goolie goolie goolie watcha,
Ging gang goo, ging gang goo.
Hayla, oh hayla shayla, hayla shayla, shayla, oh-ho,
Hayla, oh hayla shayla, hayla shayla, shayla, oh.
Shally wally, shally wally, shally wally, shally wally,
Oompah, oompah, oompah, oompah.
Fantastic. :cool:
 

Doggy

Inconceivable!
This isn't the shittest, I reckon its an ace lyric.

"I don't Kiss n Tell
Instead I fuck 'em and brag"

Yes...the hoodies do have some good lyrics dont they. Then put it in the favourite lyrics then douche.
Shit lyrics perhaps anything by Eminem....featuring Eminem....someone that knows Eminem and so on.
 

Tristan23

Farkin guerilla
Heard some crap on the radio the other day (like 99% of mainstream radio these days). Some guy comes out with the line:

"It's not your birthday but we're gonna party until it's 6 the next day" - Some tosser. Fark i hate annoying lyrics.
 

cefiro

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some one who doesn't even deserves to be called and singer, artist or musician
-SHAGGY-
But she caught me on the counter
(it wasn't me)
Saw me banging on the sofa
(it wasn't me)
I even had her in the shower
(it wasn't me)
She even caught me on camera
(it wasn't me)
She saw the marks on my shoulder
(it wasn't me)
Heard the words that I told her
(it wasn't me)
Heard the screams getting louder
(it wasnt' me)
She stayed until it was over


WHAT THE HELL IS THAT CR#P

IT WASN'T ME
 

wtr

Likes Dirt
Just about anything "for life" with a glossy rap star context.

Oh, and crucify all metro-philic boy bands.
 

sockman

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pretty much anything by the used, my chemical romance, fall out boy, underoath etc...

im especially not a fan of the lyrics in "witchy woman - the eagles"

oooooooooh oooooooooooooh witchy woman,
she got the moon in her eyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees

good song... great tune, but the lyrics just seem sooooooooo out of wack... maybe they were on drugs:)
 

j5ive

Jonny Sprockets Bike Shop
So put your hands across the water
Oh mushroom
Monsoon
Come soon

How that makes millions of dollars I have no idea.
 

Joy

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"fergilicious definition make them boys go loco"

and the rest of the song is the worst use of English I have ever seen.
 
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